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People often ask me why Boris hasn't featured in the #brexitTapes (it would fuel his ego). Well let's give him an appearance in the #leadershipTapes

Here is the tape of him agreeing in 1993 to pass on the address of a fellow journalist to an old Eton chum so he could beat him up
GUPPY: Fantastic, but I'm telling you something Boris: This guy has got my blood up, right? And there is nothing I won't do to get my revenge. It's as simple as that.
JOHNSON: How badly are you going to hurt this guy?
GUPPY: Not badly at all
JOHNSON: I really want to know because
GUPPY: Okay, let me explain to you...
JOHNSON <interrupting>: If this guy is seriously... I will be fucking furious
GUPPY: I guarantee you he will not be seriously hurt.
JOHNSON: How badly hurt will he be?
GUPPY <interrupting>: He will not have a broken limb or a broken arm.
GUPPY: He will not be put into intensive care or anything like that. He will probably get a couple of black eyes and a cracked rib or something like that
JOHNSON: Cracked rib?
GUPPY: Nothing which you didn't suffer at rugby, okay? But he'll get scared and that's what I want.
GUPPY: I want him to get scared, I want him to have no idea who's behind it, okay? And I want him to realise that he's fucked someone off and whoever he's fucked off is not the sort of person he wants to mess around with.
GUPPY: Because I guarantee you Boris I guarantee you these people are you know, if someone hurts their boss or threatens their boss I promise you its just total sort of, it's like they're like dogs,
GUPPY: They are like Alsatians or rottweilers they love their masters, they are affectionate towards them they are evil bastards to everyone else.
JOHNSON: Yeah. Yeah, good. Okay Darry now, yeah, I mean I but.
GUPPY: You must have faith in me Boris
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your front-runner for Tory Party leader. No jokes, no satire. Helluvah guy.

Source: independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

And with that out of the way, you can find part 1 of the leadership tapes proper, here:
Oh and before someone says 'youthful high jinks' about Boris' facilitation of a plot to beat up a fellow Telegraph journalist:

He was 29 in 1993.
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