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It’s pound the table time. He’s gonna try to shut down the Bijan Kian trial by claiming a vast conspiracy entrapped them both.
In case you all don’t realize, hiring @SidneyPowell1 to be your actual lawyer in an actual case is roughly equivalent to hiring “Judge” Jennine Pirro to be your arbitrator. Or Dinesh DiSouza to audit your books.
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Try ordering a full English at a full pub on Sunday at 10 am, whipping out a bottle of Cholula from your bag, and spicing it up. You’d think you just called everyone a dumb limey.
(It was not an English pub in England - it was an English pub in Ess Eff. So I guess you can understand the patrons being more sensitive.)

BTW @MuellerSheWrote - “Ess Eff” is as correct as “The City” to call San Francisco. See generally Herb Caen (revered).
(Although when there’s no risk of ambiguity, “The City” is preferred.)

Lived in the city five years, plus another four-ish in the East Bay. So would know.
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So yesterday- #Caturday - I let Penelope out for an outside session. Figured I’d let her have a few hours. When I went to bring her in, at dusk, she was happily chasing lightning bugs. So I let it go until full dark.

Then I couldn’t find her. She didn’t come when I called.
This morning, dawn-ish, she still didn’t come. I went outside around 9 and found her nestled in the soft side grass, looking like she had no clue where she was. Picked her up - she didn’t glee, but she struggled.
But then, once I got her in, she ran straight to chow at the food dish, collapsed in loud purrs and writhing purr-stretches, then jumped in my lap (only 3rd lap ever, 2nd if you don’t count the tamale-thwarted one.)
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I’m about to spit into a DNA test tube. It’s only going to confirm what I already know. But if you’ve been following me a while, you know why it’s a big step, and shaking me more than I expected.
Sheeyit howdy, it’s done.
Annnddddd - wouldya look at that. I can watch Chinatown on Prime video tonight. Free included. 😶😐😑
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