Try ordering a full English at a full pub on Sunday at 10 am, whipping out a bottle of Cholula from your bag, and spicing it up. You’d think you just called everyone a dumb limey.
(It was not an English pub in England - it was an English pub in Ess Eff. So I guess you can understand the patrons being more sensitive.)

BTW @MuellerSheWrote - “Ess Eff” is as correct as “The City” to call San Francisco. See generally Herb Caen (revered).
(Although when there’s no risk of ambiguity, “The City” is preferred.)

Lived in the city five years, plus another four-ish in the East Bay. So would know.
Spaghetti Western was my default breakfast out. Decided to try variety that day. What was that mess of plate called at SW? Train Wreck or something like that? Homefries, cheese, sour cream, salsa, fried egg on top.
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