The cat is in the next room and not only is it miaowing loudly enough that I can hear it, it’s somehow managing to miaow with a questioning intonation, and the most remarkable part of all this is that we don’t have a cat.
I need to emphasise: we don’t have a cat. 
No, really, we *don’t* have a cat.
Look, I’m sorry, I really don’t know where you’re getting this crazy idea that we have a cat from, because we don’t. have. a cat.
Here’s another picture of the cat we definitely don’t have.
We still don’t have a cat and we have not had a cat every day since last summer.
Tbh, the only thing worse that having to #RemainIndoors all the time is having to #RemainIndoors all the time with a cat that we definitely do not have.
That cat we don’t have is nearby. I can sense it.
