KING KONG HAD THE OBLIVION ZOOM-IN BEFORE OBLIVION
thank you for understanding
There is a lot of chanting happening and none of it is particularly kind.
PERHAPS I JUDGED TOO SOON
NOTHING
It is a STICK
I HAVE NOT EMERGED FROM MY GRAVE
I TRY TO BLOCK OUT HIS CRIES BUT THEY ARE LOUD AND LONG AND ANGUISHED
"Jack, help me!"
I say nothing.
I have no guns. I'm still limping from the fire temple we just escaped from. A millipede is crawling around the entrance to my grave, taunting me as a dinosaur chews through Jack Black's flesh.
Today, Jack Black dies.
I threw a spear at its head and it went down!!
this is bad
this is very bad
I threw all of my spears, you see
and now they're inside it
and it's running
It's because the true difficulty is being alive
On that note, I've now seen a giant insect tear through a dinosaur's organs as they compete for the last slice of Jack Black's throat.
I found out because I finally managed to kill a dinosaur and another, even larger dinosaur, CRASHED THROUGH THE UNDERBRUSH HUNGRY FOR DINNER
A THANK YOU?
FOR KILLING THE DINOSAURS?
NO?
WELL F*CK ME THEN
ALSO ME: this three-foot gap between platforms will surely protect me
it did not protect me
King Kong Parkour was a Thing
and it
was good
KING KONG, HANDSOME BACHELOR: Stays fit; opens doors/walls/bar mitzvahs effortlessly; kills 3 dinosaurs with a single backhand; starting a new relationship
Your character's voice echoes depending on their surroundings!
Throwing a spear at a giant centipede-thingy pins them to the environment!
The combat in here is clumsy and tangled and Very Very Good!!
Before "Fallout 3"
There was "Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Movie of the Game"
Sorry bud - it's the law.
:(
Me: [chanting] peter jackson's king kong, peter jackson's king kong
Other customers: peter jackson's king kong, PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG
Cashier: [pounding the counter] PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG, PETER JACKSON'S KING KO
KING KONG, MUSCLES STRAINING, RAISING A T-REX ABOVE HIS NECK BEFORE SNAPPING ITS SPINE OVER HIS KNEE: say what now
SUPERHERO LANDING
EVER
(This is all player-controlled, BTW)