I laughed at it at the time, but it turns out that was based on a REAL FRICKING COURT CASE IN FLORIDA.
There were corpses involved.
Thread:
This isn't relevant to the wider story, but it's tragic and very Florida, so I'm leaving it in.
Raised under a rotating line of sitters and women, Simon eventually got old enough to start asking questions.
He asked where momma was.
So Roger had a decision.
...Or he could tell Simon a story.
He chose the story.
Can you see where I'm going with this?
I promise it doesn't end in a viking pun.
Looking into the black eye of his angry son, he used it.
He weaved a tale of gods and demons and the brave people who walked in their company--vikings.
HE was a viking.
They both were.
Their blonde hair and malnutrition shakes were signs of a shared, noble heritage--the latter explained as their ancestral readiness for battle still raging through their veins.
Roger went further.
Simon wasn't a motherless dirt-covered trailer park kid in the ass end of Florida. He didn't even need a mother. He was *better*.
He was born from the Earth itself.
Odinson.
And once you understand how the fathers came to be...maybe you'll have some mercy for the son.
It was an impossible story, but it was the story Simon needed, when he needed it most. It served a purpose. It kept their worlds turning.
The problem only started when they believed it.
This COULD be a very good setup for a joke, but we're kinda past that point.
The trailer walls were covered in runes. They wore their moustaches in plaits. The imagery was vaguely white-supremacist.
It kept the CPS social worker away when reports arose that Simon didn't go to school any more.
Apologies.
ODINSON Valkyrie grew.
His drunken howls transformed into the calls of the lord of thunder himself.
He was a wild boy, he was in love...and he had a child of his own.
Just like dad.
His mother labored in a barn while Odinson knocked a hole into the wooden ceiling with a sledgehammer, so his son would be blessed by the gods--of which Odinson was a fortunate member.
Her howls were muffled by the shuffling of nearby cattle.
Why?
It's a mystery.
It could be due to the screamed demands of his father that Ray be referred to by his rightful title FENRIR in the courtroom.
but who can say
On the twenty ninth day after Fenrir's birth, he was kidnapped.
By his father.
He was raised in a shadow world of superstition and myths. The dead walked. Fairies haunted night drives to the next county.
They were outlaws, and they were magic, and he was a hostage in his own skin.
Fenrir watched.
None of the court documents or witness statements say. At a certain point it didn't matter.
He was Fenrir, the wolf to be unleashed, and every damn day was Ragnarok.
He existed.
It made him...odd.
They got out of petty crimes.
Stimulants were easy to come by, particularly if you had an armed 3-man team without a need to find an FDA-approved source.
Sweeteners can cover up the bitter taste of the rest in sufficient quantities.
The Ragnarockin' energy drink would be different.
It would be healthy.
Chock full of iron and collagen...and other things.
They claimed to be drinking the nectar of the gods. In a way they were.
In another way, they weren't.
The outbreak might have helped.
He called police shortly thereafter...because the people they buried didn't stay in the ground.
The other sign is that the graves turned into sinkholes, because there wasn't anything to hold up the dirt.
Someone almost drowned placing a rose at their grandfather's headstone.
But he couldn't hide an outbreak.
So how did 7% percent of men in Northwestern Florida aged 15-29 contract this disease at the exact same time?
A bunch of people bought nectar from Viking Gods out of the back of a silver and black pickup truck, and thought they were seeing the divine.
An energy drink that lets you see other worlds.
An energy drink that lets you fake symptoms and get out of school the next day.
A liquid roofie.
Everyone had a reason.
Fenrir watched.
They'd get a hotel room with free HBO and blend bodies with a Vitamix. Bone for collagen. Blood for iron. Brains for kick. The tub was filled with the cut, raw material, so they could only stay one night at each place.
Fenrir watched.
Fenrir listened.
Fenrir prayed to himself, for there was none greater.
Fenrir begged to differ.
He was still magic.
The dead still walked in his mind. That's how he chose bodies. They called to him from the ground, begging for release.
Some wished to be sawed like cattle.
Others, pork.
You'd be surprised who chose the pork.
The dead walked behind *him*.
Follow the leader.
Fenrir replied that he wasn't crazy. He saw the dead bodies, with their mouths glued so they wouldn't yawn open during the open casket service.
But when he closed his eyes...
They were not dead.
They were not alive.
They were undead.
Fenrir was a very clever boy, wasn't he?
He's still at large--and his silver and black chariot is similarly missing.
The drink claimed to be full of...
elichtrolytes
Sometimes, I use my skills for good on games like the IGF-nominated Hypnospace Outlaw.
store.steampowered.com/app/844590/Hyp…
Sometimes I use it for other things.
To hurt people.
If we'd be a good fit, hit me up, yeah?
retweet to save several thousand lives
store.steampowered.com/app/844590/Hyp…