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I refuse to buy Nikes, because the only sneakers I have worn since 1982 are Converse Chuck Taylors
Although Spot Bilts would probably pair better with my polyester coach shorts
I'm telling you, the 1978 football coach look is primed for a huge comeback
Polyester high waist plum smugglers: ✅
3-ring circus socks: ✅
Visor/ breezeway mesh cap: ✅
Spot Bilts or Pony flap tongue shoes: ✅
Lambchop sideburns & helmet hair: ✅
Giant contrasting collar dacron shirt that shows your moobs and hairy, apelike torso when you sweat: ✅
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Can somebody organize a softball or bowling league for bored narcissistic billionaires to keep them out of politics? Thx in advance
if you think any of these big money choads are driven run for office by a sense of civic mindedness, watch what happens when they get a summons for jury duty
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