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1) On his first Late Show, 2015, Colbert said he swore a blood oath to a snake headed Assyrian fire god with a Neo-Hittite avatar in exchange for getting the Late Show. He mentions "feast on the blood of the innocent" & "certain regrettable compromises."

2) Not satanic at all
3) I'm sure he enjoyed performing this sketch. The crowd just laughs and laughs.
4) Recently, while chatting with Anderson Vanderbilt, Colbert said the false satanic sacrifice of Jesus is a "great gift."

"With existence comes suffering." 😠 Referring to kids?

5) I'm sure most of you have seen this photo but damn, Stephen looks evil.
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@kabamur_taygeta Stephen's pal, Jimmy Kimmel, also advertises Sabra on his show. Jimmy was in an ad back in June in which he just ridicules Guillermo for his poor English skills. It's more racist than anything POTUS has ever done - probably why it was scrubbed from the Net
Thanks, @ProudIdealist, for replying yesterday about the Sabra ad.

"The ad was very odd to me (Kimmel was kind of mocking Guillermo's accent and speaking to him in a condescending manner)" - random reddit user
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Another Stephen Colbert sketch...

After propagandizing for the Deep State against Trump, Stephen oddly references the witch eating children in “Hansel & Gretel.” He then states flat out, “It’s important to give the devil his due. He’s a sponsor.”

Colbert then segues into “The Devil’s Advocate", in which he wears red horns + hooves and introduces himself as Lucifer. More terrible jokes ensue. Whom does Stephen Colbert really worship?
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