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Reese’s cups aren’t even good.
Kit Kat > Twix > M&Ms > Snickers > Milky Way > Reese’s cups
What’s weird is that Reece’s Pieces are top tier while the cups are garbage.
Frankly right now I’m just here for the ratio
Lol I’m actually losing followers.

You don’t scare me.

Circus peanuts are pretty good.
That stuff inside those cups isn't peanut butter.

History will bear me out on this.
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