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Too many of you are exiling Twix. Twix is a perfect candy bar. It is exactly what it purports to be, yet tastes like so much more.

Goodbye, Reese's...
The correct ranking. Not my opinion, but the one that is objectively correct:

1) Twix
2) Kit Kat
3) Snickers
4) Milky Way
5) Plain M & Ms
6) Reese's
I should probably note that I do not like peanut butter and therefore do not like Reese's but that in no way reduces the sound and scientific accuracy of this ranking 🙄
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