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If you need me, I'll be at an 8-hour RAMBO Marathon at Alamo Drafthouse. Let's see what all the movies in order looks like. 
I'll just theead this experience here. Now seeing the preroll where they show Rambo influences and ripoffs. See you after Rambo First Blood
Rambo: First Blood is a taut, action thriller about the pain of an unloved and unsupported vet.
FIRST BLOOD PART II is a clunky action flick with a sprinkling of what made the first movie great, and wearing a love story like a collander on its head
RAMBO III has too much money, a terrible premise, and Rambo is now basically a DC superhero who bleeds randomly.
RAMBO (i.e. Rambo IV) is bloated, violent, pointless and incredibly vicious all the way down. It neither teaches nor learns a single thing. Stallone looks ridiculous.
RAMBO LAST BLOOD is a Liam Neeson film starring Sylvester Stallone. There's not a flicker of Rambo in it.
Please, a huge shout out and respect for the pyrotechnics, stuntwork and set building people through all these films for doing such an amazing job. Seriously, they put their all in every time and it shows.
