Friend: hey there’s a guy here sawing a bike’s hard lock
Police: How do you know he didn’t just lose the key?
F: that’s a $2k bike, doesn’t look like the kind of guy who’d own this
P: sir we can’t profile
And then they *hung up on him.*
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