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Oct 2, 2019 • 19 tweets • 10 min read
#GetReadyForBrexit

A thread of memes for @ByDonkeys

1. unelected bureaucrat & grand vizier #DominicCummings
@ByDonkeys #GetReadyForBrexit

2. Orwellian double-speak
#GetReadyForBrexit

3. Vulture capitalists
#GetReadyForBrexit

4. Britain risks becoming the sort of country you wouldn't want to bring a child into. #BrexitDividend
#GetReadyForBrexit

5. Medicine shortages (in the event of #CrashOutBrexit)
#GetReadyForBrexit

6. Siblings - Max
#GetReadyForBrexit

7. Siblings - Jo
#GetReadyForBrexit

8. Siblings - Rachel
#GetReadyForBrexit

9. Get ready to get yellowhammered by Johnson's million-to-one #CrashOutBrexit
#GetReadyForBrexit

10. No benefits
#GetReadyForBrexit

11. Brexit culture war
#GetReadyForBrexit

12. Magic money tree for Govt priorities, no money at all for public's priorities

#ThomasCook
#GetReadyForBrexit

13. A PM who wants to rule without parliament... there's a word for
#GetReadyForBrexit

14. Ministers with forked tongues off of which lies slither like snakes
#GetReadyForBrexit

15. *Adequate food*
#GetReadyForBrexit

6a. Alternative: Siblings - Max
#GetReadyForBrexit

7a. Alternative: Siblings - Jo
#GetReadyForBrexit

8a. Alternative: Siblings - Rachel
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💙KT *pro-PR* PARKER 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇸 Profile picture
Nov 17, 2021
Voters of #Cornwall #Devon #Dorset and #Somerset:

Did your MP vote to make pensioners poorer by breaking the #ToryManifesto pledge to maintain the #TripleLock on pensions?

Check this handy guide: (1/5)

#ToriesOnTheTake #PovertyInTheUK
These are the #Cornwall MPs who voted to make pensioners poorer by breaking the #ToryManifesto pledge to maintain the #TripleLock on pensions.

George Eustice
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#ToriesOnTheTake #PovertyInTheUK 2/5
These #Devon MPs voted to make pensioners poorer by breaking the #ToryManifesto pledge to maintain pension #TripleLock.

Selaine Saxby
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Mel Stride
Simon Jupp
Neil Parish
Anthony Mangnall
Anne Marie Morris
Gary Streeter
Kevin Foster

#ToriesOnTheTake #PovertyInTheUK 3/5
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💙KT *pro-PR* PARKER 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇸 Profile picture
Apr 15, 2021
Dear .@SirRogerGale

You asked a good question today: to what extent are new trade deals smoke & mirrors?

It deserved a better answer.

JJ was wrong on many points. Fox committed to rolling over 40 FTAs by midnight 27MAR19. THAT was what folk said cldn't be done, and it wasn't.
As we know, Liz Truss is STILL negotiating some of them over 2yrs later! Disingenuous of JJ to move the goalposts & pretend it was said it could NEVER be done. Those who know about trade know it takes time: roughly 2.8mths per FTA, but yes, should've been quicker for roll-overs.
Please read Fox's House of Lords evidence, when he admitted some roll-over deals are not as good, since countries are not prepared to extend the same terms to a market of 66m as to a market of 454m.

That's how trade deals work. How big is your market? What access will you give?
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💙KT *pro-PR* PARKER 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇸 Profile picture
Oct 11, 2020
🧵 on why you should be worried about Cummings ordering MPs to betray YOU by breaking Govt's manifesto pledge to uphold or even enhance our food, #AnimalWelfare & #Environment standards —plus why MPs should listen to you and vote for the Lords Amdts to the #AgricultureBill🚜:
Let's look at the numbers:

92% of the British Public want current farm animal welfare standards to be maintained in trade negotiations with the US and other countries.

(YouGov for #WWF, Oct 2020)

#SaveOurStandards
78% of the British Public think that our animal welfare standards are high.

So why would we want to lower them?

(YouGov 28Sep2020)

#SaveOurStandards
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💙KT *pro-PR* PARKER 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇸 Profile picture
Oct 10, 2020
For Tory MPs in *Rural 75* & *Rural 50* seats how you vote on #AgricultureBill Lords' Amdts will prove decisive in GE2024. Don't kid yourself we'll forget. 95% of the public back #SaveOurStandards.

(List of MPs in *R75* & *R50* seats in .@WCountryBylines catchment area follows)
#Cornwall R75
.@scottmann4NC
.@sheryllmurray
.@stevedouble
.@DerekThomasUK
.@thisischerilyn
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George Eustice

#Devon R75
.@MelJStride
.@AnneMarieMorris
.@neil_parish
.@Geoffrey_Cox
.@AnthonyMangnal1
#Devon R50
.@simonjamesjupp
.@SelaineSaxby

#SaveBritishFarming 🚜
#Dorset R75
.@Simon4NDorset
.@chrisloder
#Dorset R50
Sir Christopher Chope
Richard Drax
.@Michael4MDNP

#Somerset R75
.@LiamFox
.@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
.@DJWarburton
.@JSHeappey
#Somerset R50
Ian Liddell-Grainger
.@MarcusFysh

THX to Neil Parish+Simon Hoare for leadership on farming🚜
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Oct 9, 2020
MONDAY: #AgricultureBill is back in the Commons.

Most MPs are well-intentioned & #BackBritishFarming, but the truth is, unless standards are enshrined in law, there is a high probability risk farming will be undermined. .@Keir_Starmer understands this.

#SaveBritishFarming
.@trussliz thinks it's worth undermining our food, farming, animal welfare, countryside & Enviro standards to get trade deals, but has she weighed up the trade-offs? Trade deals gains are tiny compared to losses from trashing our standards —not just £ losses.

#SaveBritishFarming
Losses from trashing our food, farming & environmental standards are not limited to the 25-50% of British farms DEFRA expects to go bust.

There'll also be massive costs to public health (those who suffer + the #NHS) from food produced by methods banned here.

#SaveBritishFarming
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Aug 28, 2020
@RussInCheshire I'm so sorry to hear about your mum. I must say, you're being remarkably stoic about it. I dare say you're in bits inside. Be kind to yourself. 😇

Meanwhile, don't worry about #TheWeekInTory. I've made some notes for you...
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19AUG20: The 1st polar bear to be born in UK for 2yrs will move from its Scottish home to an English Park.

Hmm. That might make a good metaphor for something more political...
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2.Priti Patel responded with invective against criminal gangs, bypassing compassion & concern
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