Two old white guys talking on the train, sharing their life stories to each other:
“I caused the break up in the marriage, not because I was cheating but because I didn’t want to be married anymore.”
“She caught you cheating?”
“I let her catch me.”
“I caused the break up in the marriage, not because I was cheating but because I didn’t want to be married anymore.”
“She caught you cheating?”
“I let her catch me.”
Now they’re debating Peter Lugars vs Sparks. I feel like I’m in Ken Burns documentary.
“The waitstaff used be all Irish. Now it’s all minority. Minorities. But they’re nice. Respectful.”
“There’s a place [long directional based discussion] and the waitstaff is all Albanian. So, European, you know.”
— Adventures in “definitely not a racist bone in my body.”
“There’s a place [long directional based discussion] and the waitstaff is all Albanian. So, European, you know.”
— Adventures in “definitely not a racist bone in my body.”
“I used to do business with Bobby Van, but he’s a little snot. But he scrutinizes everything. Steinbrenner was like that too.”
Somebody needs to interview this man.
Somebody needs to interview this man.
I’m at Grand Central. NEVER WEAR HEADPHONES, FRIENDS. You miss the whole damn city that way :)
