Thanks to undisclosed sources, we can reveal that song to the tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Thread time!
I apparently don't get DevOps now
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how containers showed up out of nowhere
He told a funny story (or at least that's what we thought)
And just like going to South America and introducing soccer
That silly little pitch turned into DockerDockerDocker
Invested $300 million across eight different funding rounds
Just one small oversight: there's no revenue declared
Now AWS sells containers by the hour, and Docker's running scared.