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That’s it, dude...

I don’t GAF what I feel like in the morning, I’m going 🏃!

Just bc your tweet pissed me off, Joe.
It’s going to be f’ng cold, too. I hate you @joerogan... 👌🏻
... didn’t hurt as bad as I hoped it would.

Screw you for motivating me to work out, Joe! 💪🏻

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Idk, man...

Do we really want ‘to see the rule of law prevail’ when it’s now clear that the laws were written to protect The Swamp?

I can make an influential argument either way on this one.
Is there wisdom in preserving the cancer that is destroying you?

These aren’t ‘minor differences’ we’re settling - the only reason this hasn’t blown into the streets is bc the Swamp is very effective at ‘slow play’... remaining just under the threshold of ‘pitchforks’.
The only other thing stopping it from happening is... ‘Teflon Don’.

Nothing Sticks!

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Has this drop been confirmed as a reference to Schiff’s Fake WB...

Made in February?!?! 👀

If it hasn’t been confirmed - one of y’all should go on 8Kun and ask! 😂

... I’m convinced Rudy was seeding early/often, but IDK how early.
There has been no other ‘fake & false investigation’ in-between Mueller & Fake WB.

People can argue it’s not a specific reference... and I get it!

... but I do believe my homeboy @RudyGiuliani was active at that time, if not before.

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