Thread by @AbdulMurtad

FEW OF THE QURAN'S PERFECT WORDS . IF U ARE FEELING SAD THESE JOKES FROM QURAN WILL MAKE YOU BURST IN LAUGHTER :

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Talking hands and talking feets (ref : 24:24)

Talking ears (ref:41:20)

Talking flesh and eyes bearing witness against you (ref:41:20)

Allah referring to another allah still quran is kalamullah(ref: 1:1)

Dissected birds fly home to Abraham (ref: 2:260)

Earth existed before there were stars (ref : 41:12)

Moon emits light (ref:71:16) and was split in two parts (ref : 54:1)

Elephants turned into chewed grass (ref: 105:1) by stone dropped from birds (ref:105:3)

Millenia old men at the time of flood (ref : 29:14)

Our Body was fashioned from one clot of blood(ref : 91:2)

NO EVOLUTION(ref: 7:189) BUT MEN TURN TO APES (ref : 2:65)

In the quran you will find no mistakes (ref : 4:82)😂😂

Viruses made just for our delectation (ref : 4:29)

From smoke the earth volunteered its own formation (ref: 41:11)

Worms in communities (ref : 6:38)

Milk from cow bellies (ref : 16:66)

Semen come from between backbone and ribs (ref: 86:5-7)

The night is a veil casting darkness beneath (ref :7:54) and dead can be raised up with slices of beef (ref : 2:72-73)

Simple instructions to follow until each relative knows who gets what in a will (ref: 4:11-12 read verse to get this)

The moon follows the sun (ref : 91:1-2) which then sets in a mud (ref : 18:86)

The earth is spread flat (ref : 20:53) and stars fall as they should (ref : 81:2)

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