So I'm all grouchy and cranky because of all the fuckers of the world, but I'd like to share a story that I hope will make you smile because it made me laugh so hard I cried last night. It was the annual middle school band concert (my boys were wonderful, of course, as was +
my daughter at the high school concert the night before) and there was an unexpectedly long pause because one of the 7th graders needed a new part for his saxophone. The band director gamely tried to keep the audience entertained and solicited jokes from the students on stage. +
Two 8th graders gamely shared the some very family appropriate jokes and after no one else joined in, the band director turned to the audience. A tiny, piping voice called from the balcony, "I have a joke!" We all turned to look at a preschooler peering over the railing, +
clad in Superman pajamas. Of course, the band director was like, "Tell us your joke sweetie!" So in a very clear, loud voice, the little boy says, "What did the dog say to the skeleton?" And that kid waited for a response, and did not answer until several people had called out +
"What?" And then, when everyone was looking up at him,
he said, "Get the hell out of here!"
At first, there was only stunned silence.
And then people just lost it.
I have never laughed so hard at a terrible joke in my life.
I really wish I had been recording.
he said, "Get the hell out of here!"
At first, there was only stunned silence.
And then people just lost it.
I have never laughed so hard at a terrible joke in my life.
I really wish I had been recording.
