I swear Starr practiced his tone and cadence with the aim of hypnotizing viewers into thinking "yessss. They arrrrrre being verry reeeeeeasonab-zzzzzzz."
Ken Starr's next move is to ask someone up for a reading. Then they'll roll out an organ and play for a moment of reflection.
After that, he just so happens to have some crackers and grape juice to share with everyone.
