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...This is actually real bad

Among other things it means it’s much harder to find and much easier to spread
If true it pretty much means the whole “watch yourself for symptoms and self-isolate if you feel sick” guideline is even more ineffective than we thought
lmao this is the worst virus ever, oh my god
Something interesting about this, by the way, is that it reveals how silly so many of the Killer Viruses in disaster media are. They’re all like THIS WORST VIRUS IMAGINABLE MAKES YOU BLEED FROM THE EYES AND EVERYONE DIES IN 24 HOURS and it’s like... no, incorrect
The Worst Virus makes many people moderately sick, some people very sick, a smaller but still significant number so sick that they die, and very many people not sick at all.
And is very contagious with like a two week incubation period.

That’s the Worst Virus. That’s all you need.
You learn this when you play something like Pandemic/Plague Inc. The way to win a scenario is make your bacterium/virus/parasite highly contagious with a number of different vectors but also almost undetectable, only making people slightly sick if at all.
This is incredibly morbid but just for incredibly morbid fun I ran a COVID-19 scenario the other day, matched the symptoms as closely as I could, and didn’t develop anything it doesn’t have.

One of the easiest, fastest wins I’ve ever gotten in that game.
Not saying THIS IS GONNA WIPE OUT HUMANITY, just that this thing is *perfectly* evolved to fuck us way the hell up, Ebola is nothing in comparison.
Ebola is relatively easy to contain. *Bubonic Plague* is relatively easy to contain. This is ridiculously hard to get a handle on.
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