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If Cyclops Was a Rockstar

HOT BLOODED = ROOM TEMPERATURE
HIGHWAY TO HELL = ROAD TO ARBY'S
RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL = JOGGING WITH OPRAH
SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG = BUMPED ME AT LUNCH

#IfCyclopsRocked
Please use the hashtag @IfCyclopsRocked !

WHO ARE YOU = WHO AM I
I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION = WHERE ARE THE PLAIN CHIPS
BROWN EYED GIRL = RED HEADED CORPSE

#IfCyclopsRocked
HELTER SKELTER = A NICE SEE-SAW WITH A RESPONSIBLE PARENT WATCHING
THE BITCH IS BACK = AUNT FRAN BROUGHT MILK
YOU REALLY GOT ME = I REALLY GOT PUDDING

#IfCyclopsRocked
MY GENERATION = MY SUB-DIVISION
HOT FOR TEACHER = WARM FOR COCOA
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER = IT'S COLD AND FLU SEASON

#IfCyclopsRocked
DANCING IN THE DARK = WALTZING IN THE PANTRY
THE LOGICAL SONG = (unchanged, actually)
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT = COOL MINT SHAMPOO

#IfCyclopsRocked
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG = DOGS ARE CUTE I LIKE TO PET THEM
SHE-BOP = THAT'S NASTY
CHERRY BOMB = SELTZER ENEMA

#IfCyclopsRocked
You nerds are KILLING me. :)

#IfCyclopsRocked
ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK = PUTTER AROUND THE BREAKFAST NOOK
HEARTBREAK HOTEL = MOPEY WAFFLE BAR
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY = CREW CUT JINGLE

#IfCyclopsRocked
CROCODILE ROCK = SALAMANDER POLKA
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTING = TUESDAY IS NO GOOD FOR BRIDGE, HOW DOES YOUR THURSDAY LOOK
LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE =LAST UBER TO MARIN COUNTY

#IfCyclopsRocked
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The nice folks at @blueapron kindly sent a box of dinners, and we decided to cook two of them last night (RocketSon is vegetarian). It was these two, pork meatloaf and freekeh ‘fried rice.’
Preparation was easy, it’s fun to have all the ingredients portioned. And it’s nice to have one less thing to plan and shop for at supper time. Cooking two at once is a bit of a challenge, but still good fun. @blueapron.
The first was delicious, pork meat loaf with hoisin/soy glaze, and garlic ginger mashed potatoes. I overcooked the bok choi leaves, but it was still tasty. The glaze was amazing, willl definitely keep that recipe.
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GAIL SIMONE
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Okay, a lot of us freelancers have joked about it, but the truth is many of us DO work in relative self-isolation for months at a time.

This quarantine may be longer than expected. My suggestion is, even as you may be anxious for damn good reason, give yourself morale breaks. 1/
Yes, make sure you have your physical needs covered as best you can.

But it’s important to do things that bring calmness and joy. 24 hours a day of anxiety isn’t helpful and makes things worse.

Relief from that mindset is an actual necessity. 3/
It’s okay to do things that take your mind off anxiety.

I recommend starting a book series, reading favorite comics, playing video games (especially rpgs, that focus on advancement and story development), puzzles and music.

A few hours of pleasure is a real health boost.
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GAIL SIMONE
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STUDENTS.

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CLASS IS IN SESSION!

It's #COMICSSCHOOL DAY FIVE!
Today is a big one, we have announcements, expert advice from guest faculty, some surprises, and lots more!
IF you started late or you got behind because of life or cooties, IT'S OKAY. You can catch up on our Discord server, where @jesseNeon has archived ALL our lessons and threads!

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Well Hells Bells 🌻
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Celebrity gossip! No better way to redpill the masses.

Clowns can stfu.
I see them covering for her.

#Oprah is in a Q drop,
#Q86 a BAD ONE!😱

She's fair game.

Is everything Q discusses a rumor?

NO — It's Military Intel for the Great Awakening.
I dig, research, make connections.

I'll put my Q digs up against anyone's.
They should read my #childtraffucking thread.

Do they think Oprah's fame, fortune, medal, ww girl's schools, Jon of God, social circles are innocent?

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Cat Namus
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DUDE! Listen to what #Oprah said here! 😳 #DamnOprah
They deleted the video! WTF!
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As I think back throughout this decade, one specific red-pilling moment would be...

The [cern] Gotthard Base Tunnel Opening Ceremony in Switzerland.
(June 2016)

Watch at your own risk.
Pure evil.
Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany, President Francois Hollande of France and Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, amongst others, were in attendance.
The event was in honor of the world's longest rail tunnel, running for 35 miles under the Swiss Alps, coordinated by German director Volker Hesse.
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Long thread but I promised you you'll enjoy it

LETTER TO POLYGYNIST OR FUTURE POLYGYNIST...

DEAR BROTHERS!

However, some men condemn the "jealousy" in women, do you think its easy for your wife to be in her room all alone, knowing that her husband is with her co-wife?
She used to spend all day & night with u but now she has to share with someone, do u think its easy?

She used to have u to herself 7 days in a week, but now she only gets to see u once in 4 days, if you stay with her on monday, the next time she'll be with u is on friday again.
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U don't still see the big deal in a woman being jealous right?
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4. 'John of God’ launched to global prominence after being promoted by Oprah.

She said she felt “something very strong, it went way beyond what I expected. I thought I was going to faint”.

Now, he's accused of running a child sex slave farm.

5. Marianne Williamson, spiritual counselor to #OPRAH, and anti-Trumper, is now running for President in 2020.

She says we need a "Spiritual Awakening".

Little does she know, #TheGreatAwakening has already begun!

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