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“There is a density in New York City that is entirely inappropriate.” — @andrewcuomo

He’s pissed, but remember that these past two weeks was the longest he’s ever gone in life without talking shit about de Blasio. It couldn’t last forever. :)
Cuomo: “You can’t play basketball while staying 6 feet away, unless you are a lousy basketball player.”

When this is all over, I really hope @ZachLowe_NBA refers to the Wizards as employing the “Coronavirus defense.”
Cuomo: “Dealing with hardship actually makes you stronger.”

Me: IF YOU SURVIVE IT! If the hardship kills you, you’re not stronger.
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