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@randlight @canberratimes You can get it rorting;
You can get it snorting;
You can get it down on your knees;
A trip reimbursed is a buck in your swag;
And the best daggy Dad is a prick.
../2
@randlight @canberratimes You know how it happens;
With capital gains;
Or nixing their trains;
Or trying too hard to come first;
You've sure gotta burst.

A leader cursed;
Is a man with a sneer;
And the best cold sneer's from a prick;
A wrong, cold prick.
../3
@randlight @canberratimes He can come at any time:
Your dole's disallowed;
And you're needing some chow;
Matter of fact, he's got me now.

A leader cursed;
Is a man with a sneer;
And the best cold sneer's from a prick;
Who's a bit of a dick.
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