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On a lighter note, I don't think I've done my own nails in 15 years.

Any suggestions?
Cue the Bros complaining about how only privileged people get manicures in 3... 2... 1...
One time I posted a picture from the airport and they complained about my luggage.
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Sally Albright
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OK true story. Halloween 2016. I was working for Hillary in Elizabeth City, NC. Everyone went to OBX to go out but I was tired and had to be at work super early

I tried to order food around 11 but it was too late. Someone sent me to the only bar in town, only place still open
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So Halloween, or Saturday before. Everyone was in costume. Small town hookup scene, they all knew each other and everyone ignored me, which was fine.

I sat at the bar by an older gentleman dressed as Santa Clause. Not exactly, though, like Santa in street clothes- see above.
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Turns out it was not a costume, that was his every day look. So we started talking. He says drives a shuttle van to take drunk people home at the end of the night.

Quite a racket, too. Cabs are illegal after midnight, bars close at 1, when this guy is the only game in town.🤑
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Sally Albright
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I'll probably go to hell for unleashing this earworm upon the world but we need a theme song.

Here's "Rona" from my fave band @LoveSeedBand

Please share!

loveseed.com/track/292113/r…
@thevillageelder @TheRichWilkins @jlsarau
I hear this song in my head every time someone mentions Rona Romney - who ironically might have The Rona 😑

So now everyone else has to suffer too!!

While it isn't their best work by far - more of a novelty - but I do love the song. It's just that it stays with you.
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Sally Albright
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One of my favorite 1%'ers

Thank you Alex!! See you this summer!!
Who is Alex Pires?

Best known for: suing McDonald's on behalf an elderly woman with 3rd degree burns on her genitals from hot coffee

Little known for: representing plaintiffs in Pigford II (you either get this one or you don't)

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Who is Alex Pires? (2/2)

Currently owns about half of the sleepy little Delaware vacation hamlet I love so dearly, Dewey Beach.

His venues employ some of the most talented working musicians on the east coast.

Not all heroes wear capes.

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I'd like to be perfectly clear on my opinion on Joe Rogan and his audience, so I'm gonna do a detailed explication while I'm on the train and have some time.

For the umpteenth time, I think Rogan sucks, I don't trust him, and don't think he is an ally of any sort.
His audience is mostly MMA bros and edgelords who are privileged enough to be "apolitical," and are soaking in casual bigotry, and that's the BEST case.

If your objection in all this is that you don't want those people in your spaces, I - agree- with you. I don't want em either.
My major argument here is that electoral politics is different from community-building, activism, and support groups.

Nobody should feel obliged to welcome Rogan or his audience into your space with open arms because Bernie talked to these people and tried to sell them leftism.
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Here we go @NastyReturns

Time to wake the people up!

#WWG1WGA #QAnon
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Sooo I got mailed some new apparel

Let no one doubt @wolmanj is a man of his word 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This raises an important question: when the Second Court of Appeals affirms Judge Chupp's ruling where Vic Mignogna and Ty Beard got BTFO'd 0-17, does that count as an additional 17 losses or just one? 🤔

Oh man I hadn't even considered that: do we treat that as a multiplier?

e.g. 17 causes of action, claiming 2 errors apiece, for 34 losses???

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Yessss 🤣

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!!DECODE (09/09/19 10:05 PM EST)

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WE ARE BUILDING THE WALL...

TimeStamp 12:56
Time Delta 12:58
Video Length: 57s
Caps Gematria Value 211/2336

#Qanon
@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump 1.

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Leads us to Q-Drop 1256

Here we find ...

Title:
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>>1169112
His sole purpose [WH visit] is to convince POTUS, on behalf of the EU, to remain in the Iran deal.
You decide.
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>>1169138
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What the taxpayers don’t know.
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We endure.
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