I don’t know who needs to hear this—EVERY RUNNER IN AMERICA—but it is your responsibility to give a way wider detour around any pedestrian than six feet as you speed past them huffing and panting.
By all means run. But if you can’t take the most common sense precautions not to be a mobile disease vector do jumping jacks in your living room instead
Tech bros running down the narrow sidewalk as moms worriedly heard little kids into the street COME THE FUCK ON
I don't have Soundcloud but if, in addition to sharing my outrage about irresponsible runners, you took a moment to think about what you need to do to manage the illness or death of a parent right now that would be great: motherjones.com/coronavirus-up…
