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Apr 12, 2020 7 tweets 5 min read Read on X
If Coronavirus Existed During the Times of Jesus Christ...

Imagine if there was an outbreak of the COVID-19 during the first coming of Jesus Christ...

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Delivery companies like @GokadaNG and @DeliveryKwik would have had hard times delivering 2 fishes and 5 loaves to the homes of the 5,000 masses

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The Centurion whose servant was healed by Jesus would have headed a COVID-19 task force after insisting Jesus didn't need to come to his house to heal his servant.

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Jesus' critics (read Twitter influencers) would have come for Jesus for attending a wedding.

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The Triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem would have been live streamed

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Judas would have #stayedhome, and Jesus might not have been crucified

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You can add yours below 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

#HappyEaster to everyone!

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