मित्रों, सब चंगा सी

बहती उलटी गंगा सी
किसान साथ पंगा सी
होश जोश न चंगा सी
पब्लिक में दंगा सी
मित्रों, सब चंगा सी/1
ख़ामोश बिल्ला-रंगा सी
सच ने करा नंगा सी
झूठ फ़रेब निकम्मा सी
हाल हो गया लंबा सी
मित्रों, सब चंगा सी/2
जीडीपी का हाल मंदा सी
गलेमें कोविड का फंदा सी
माहौल बड़ा ही गंदा सी
मौसम काफ़ी ठंडा सी
मित्रों, सब चंगा सी/3
अकल अपना ही अंधा सी
नाकाम पुलिस का डंडा सी
तिज़ोरी में ज़ीरो अंडा सी
झी लेता पंगा सी
मित्रों, सब चंगा सी/4
गवर्नेन्स गोरखधंदा सी
अंबानी चंदा मंदा सी
अदानी धंदा चंदा सी
विकास बड़ा ही गंदा सी
मित्रों, सब चंगा सी/5

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