I see my old paper is very subtly using the word "overseas" in its correct sense 
Later, when the caffeine has kicked in, I will tweet some more about journalism - but for now, on this happy day of Mars exploration, will share some great headlines that I have collected over the years
Here's one to remember if you are late with an assignment
Slow news day
I love this one from my local paper - and it was written by the wife of an astronomer at Jodrell Bank
And it is very true that people only ever read the headlines. I got some very funny looks in Florida in 2009
And if after this week, you want to follow me @thievesbook I should tell you I mainly spend all day tweeting #MasterCriminalOfTheDay
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