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1 Oct, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Not a lot of people know this, but @Soundsaboutleft and I started a secret club for men to beat the crap out of each other in a...mostly non-sexual way.

Mostly.

#FightClub
This movie stars The Hulk, one of Ocean's Eleven, and Tim Burton's main goto actress.

It also has a food made from ground beef and bread.
We start out with Ed getting a throat massage by Brad Pitt.

It's hot.

We get a voice over about vowels and demos and pew pew cleanliness.

And then we get artistic swoops to important bits of boom boom shots.
We get our first hint that Brad isn't...

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29 Sep
Not everyone knows this, but @Soundsaboutleft is the best...around. Nothing is ever going to keep him down.

Except his crippling addictions and his bum knee.

But that didn't stop him from taking on #COBRAKAI.

He's the #KarateKid or...a poor facsimile.
The Karate Kid stars @ralphmacchio, Pat Morita, @MartinKove, Elizabeth Shue, and the amazingly talented @WilliamZabka

Zabka was legit the best 80s bad guy teen.
And I can tell you this. The Karate Kid is one of the best movies of the 80s. Hell. If you boiled it and The Goonies down, it'd be injectable nostalgia.

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22 Sep
Not everyone knows this, but @Soundsaboutleft is a genius. I mean he knows pi to like...8 places kind of brilliant.

He even listens to classical music!!

Well, he got this way by taking random shit some person he vaguely remembered handed him.

#Limitless
Basically, he was able to sorta do smart things but not really. He also made a lot of illogical choices because the plot required it.

Wait. Sorry. I'm reading the script of Limitless. My bad.

I will say Bradley Cooper made this movie very watchable because damn he's charming.
The movie stars Bradley Cooper as some dude and Robert De Niro as the other dude.

Uh.

I'm guessing twitter will not be kind to certain terms, so the character takes oral ...no...uh...dr...no...pi...no...uhh.

Tic tacs. He takes tic tacs and they make him smarter.
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20 Sep
So the other day @Soundsaboutleft and I were chilling at home when someone hammered on our door. Like...HAMMMERED ON IT.

No, it wasn't Fraggle Ninjas come to seek their revenge.

No. It was something wayyyy worse.

Anxiety.

The door just shook as it continuing to pound on my door.

I sure as hell wasn't going to open it up for a couple reasons and not just because this was the third door I'd replaced in as many weeks.

No. There was a pandemic going on and I wasn't gonna deal with that shit.
The other reason was because I was pretty sure that the fraggles had teamed up with the remaining smurfs and hired snipers. Blood feuds...am I right?

Anyway, I peeked out the eyehole and there was this gargantuan dude. On his shirt it said "Anxiety."

Shit.
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20 Sep
So I can say that @Soundsaboutleft and I have eaten a lot of things.

Earlier this week, though, we decided to hunt down and eat an Emmy.



#Emmys #Emmys2021
The thing you need to know is that Emmys aren't actually made of medal. At least not entirely.

They're actually a type of fairy that lives on the island of Catalina. They're captured and then encased (while still alive) in copper, nickel, silver, and gold.
Now we could have searched in the various woods, etc. looking for one OR we could go the smelter hidden on Catalina Island and steal one in a cage.

So that's what we did.

We even took the glass bottom boat to get there. Very cool.
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17 Sep
Not everyone knows this, but @Soundsaboutleft and I once went on a treasure hunt. Specifically...pirate's treasure!

We were living in the rough parts of Astoria when we found it in some dude's attic. We stole the map and found the rich stuff.

#Goonies #GooniesNeverSayAnything
The map told us to go to Astoria, Oregon. Well, after we swung by @Powells and @VoodooDoughnut.

Then we headed out to do the Ickey Shuffle.
We made our way to Astoria and stopped by Cannon Beach to look at the big rock and eat some starfish we battled.

We also saw a car race that turned into a chase.
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17 Sep
Oh, man. So here's a hot tip. Never eat #Dune Sandworms if you don't want to...well. Let's just say the Spice Must Flow.

I will say that @Soundsaboutleft did do an impressive job riding a sandworm.

Let's ride on into this review HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!!!
So the thing you need to know about the #Dune Sandworm is they're big.

I mean bigger than a breadbox big.

Dare I say they're bigger than a certain orange person's ego. However, they serve a purpose.

See. They poop out the spice. No...seriously. They poop the spice.
Now, usually the people of dune (the Fremen) don't let outsiders into their world, but we were able to charm them with our ...charms.

Also, we bribed them with @tacobell.

They found spice on spicy...ish food wasn't half bad.

Also, Left looks great in a codpiece.
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