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11 Dec, 13 tweets, 4 min read
“I was also furious to see that clip”, says man who we now know hosted a big quiz party against the rules that meant dying people saying goodbye to their families on FaceTime.

He’s gotta go. Now.
#JohnsonMustResign
Yes, definitely. When you’re working really hard on a crisis that means people are suffocating to death alone over Christmas it’s so normal to suddenly break into a spontaneous quiz whose contestants have been invited in advance and questions carefully prepared, prizes bought.
I think the prime minister is going to have a rather longer paternity leave than he was hoping for. Oh the irony.
Currently revising these numbers.
The only description for his words is that they were a lie. There is no escaping it this time.
Johnson’s leaving do will likely be in another lockdown so it’s lucky he knows how to still have a good time against the law. #JohnsonMustResign
‘Suddenly, as I sat at my desk working tirelessly on the tragic events that were unfolding, out of nowhere, an enormous number of quiz teams appeared, and I found myself asking questions that had in no way been prepared in advance for the contestants who didn’t know about it’.
And this is why, despite the jokes, it will never be funny. Just go. #JohnsonMustResign
I certainly don’t feel I’ve put a proper day’s work in if I haven’t done a few team based quizzes wearing a funny hat and handed out the prizes over cheese wine and nibbles, especially when it’s expressly forbidden by the laws I made because thousands are dying in makeshift wards
Thoughts and prayers with the MPs who said it’s a big house and he could easily not have even known there was a party going on, when he was actually its host. Brilliant.
Now wondering if all the dodgy PPE contracts were actually the outcome of a quiz.

‘Who wants to be a millionaire’.
#ToriesOut

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More from @bmay

12 Dec
Senior Tories explaining the illegal parties.
More pics emerging
#downingstreetparty
I see the line is he joined briefly, virtually. Just a reminder there are at least 7 known party events. This is about the whole regime, not one Xmas quiz master. Also, his denial based on being advised that parties he didn't know about were within the rules is clearly a big lie.
Read 4 tweets
7 Dec
OH MY GOD. This is a total car crash for the government. Finally.

Could almost cry with relief.

This nonsense is coming to an end. It really is. Soon.
🔥🔥🔥
#WhoWasAtTheParty #whoattendedtheparty #torylies #ToryCovidCatastrophe #toryliars #TorySewageParty #ToryBritain
Excoriating discussion between @tombradby and @PaulBrandITV on @itvnews just now. This is mainstream prime time news, not the allegedly leftie Channel 4. And Stratton was their colleague at ITV once.

Disaster for the Tories. Absolute disaster. #whoattendedtheparty
And @Peston also now demanding a list of #whoattendedtheparty

Tick tock……
Read 10 tweets
7 Dec
And… Boom💥

A few days after the party that wasn’t a party that didn’t happen even if it was within the rules, which it wasn’t.

There are always receipts. Always.

Now, the list, the fines, the resignations. #WhoWasAtTheParty
#ToryLies #ToryBritain
Now that it’s confirmed on the record that it took place, there is no reason not to release the list of attendees, and take swift appropriate action. This is going to run & run until that happens so may as well get on with it. #whoattendedtheparty #ToryLies #ToryBritain #COVID19
Read 12 tweets
3 Dec
So you’re surprised that the highly decorated Dame who runs the Met Police won’t be investigating illegal Downing Street lockdown parties when her officers actually arrested women at a vigil for someone murdered by one of her own colleagues.

You haven’t been paying attention.
Cressida Dick went to Balliol College, Oxford, just like Johnson by the way. Mind you, so did I, so this means literally nothing. I do sometimes wonder about the tribal loyalties between some of them though.
Pressure works. Don’t expect any actual action, but they have at least been forced to look at it. Never stop the pressure. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
Read 5 tweets
29 Nov
‘Masks are dehumanising’.

Drowned child refugees, not so much.

It’s going to be an exhausting week.
#MondayMood #WearAMask #GetVaccinated #covidiots
Just someone who is very angry with the air ambulance service for rudely trying to save someone’s life. Bet they won’t be wearing a mask. #idiocracy
Read 7 tweets
27 Nov
Lots of people who don’t remotely mind terrified, freezing refugees drowning in the Channel will shortly appear here, incandescent with rage that they may be required to wear a piece of fabric over their nose & mouth for 15 mins when they’re in a shop.
#BrexitBritain #Omnicron
Someone just told me that their ancestors fought for their right not to comply with mask mandates, and now I want the earth to swallow me. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #covidiots #covidvariant #COVID19
If anyone has lost their crystal meth lab I know who stole it. #covidiots #covidvariant #Omnicron #idiocracy
Read 8 tweets

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