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1. I know we’ve got a lot of important things to talk about in the world right now, but I have to get something off my chest.
2. You need to stop putting green things in your deviled eggs. I mean it.
3. Those glorious little cholesterol bombs shouldn’t be tainted by something that’s fake healthy.
4. There is no four, sorry.
5. Your celery or, god help me, pickle chunks aren’t helping your eggs.
6. In fact, it’s ruining them.
7. That whipped smooth combo of mayo, mustard and yolk stands on its own. It doesn’t need any crunch.
8. Add some pepper or salt, maybe sprinkle some paprika on the top for color, but stop there.
9. The only other things deviled eggs need are love (don’t tell the FDA) and refrigeration.
10. To summarize: Don’t put green stuff in your deviled eggs. Thank you for your time.
