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ihre playlist ist noch immer der ha!ha!hammer... und wenn die typen, welche dazwischen werbung platzieren wüssten, wie unendlich sie nerven, würden sie keinen cent mehr an @YouTube schicken ;-)))

Sinéad O'connor - I am Stretched on your Grave via @YouTube
irgendwann sollte es ein update von #GenerationX geben... 💕👾🚀

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin%C3%A9…
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Even kort want ik zit vol in mijn ochtendspreekuur. Net een cliënt met Down gezien. Ik wilde observeren hoe het lopen ging, en daarom liet ik haar de gang oplopen (daar is meer ruimte om een eindje te kopen). /1
Aan het eind van de gang zei ik dat ze terug mocht komen. Maar ze had geen zin meer in die saaie dokter. Dus ze zette het op het lopen, de hoek om en weg was ze. Dus ik er in draf achteraan en moeder ook. /2
We troffen haar aan bij de receptie (het is daar ook altijd gezellig moet ik zeggen). Eén van de receptionistes was jarig en trakteerde taart. En zeg nou zelf: een consult bij de arts of....taart eten met de receptioniste. Dat vind ik ook geen moeilijke keuze! /3
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After a year since #biorxiv, I am glad that this story found its home at @Dev_journal. Huge thanks to my colleagues @GurdonInstitute @MarioniLab, and people who reached out after #biorxiv submission! Here is the lengthy Tweetorial and some notes.
journals.biologists.com/dev/article/do…
We want to know why mammals fail at regen their arms or legs. However, we do not even know if we have cell types to perform such a feat.
To answer this, we use pre-metamorphic frogs/tadpoles. Gladly, my leg doesn’t look like a frog leg, but tadpoles are the most similar lab animal developing their limbs like mammals and can regen limbs + older they get, they fail at regen. So, what`s going different?
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🔴 Responsabilité numérique : l'exemple des #musées 🏛️

Je publie aujourd'hui une étude pour analyser l'état du web muséal français autour des enjeux d'#opendata, de #privacy, d'#a11y et d'#ecoconception.

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tl;dr : déroulez le thread ;

📰 Sinon, l'étude est accessible ici : musees-responsables.karl-pineau.fr
📊 Les données sont ici : docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d… (eh oui, #opendata oblige)

Tout est sous licence @creativecommons, n'hésitez pas à la réutiliser. 2/X
❔ Partie 1 - Méthode - Quel périmètre d'analyse ?

Je me suis intéressé aux 100 #musées les plus fréquentés en France, en 2018. En repartant des données en #opendata du @MinistereCC.

Si on soustrait quelques doublons de sites, on obtient 89 sites web étudiés.

3/X
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"Neoliberalism sees competition as the defining characteristic of human relations. It redefines citizens as consumers, whose democratic choices are best exercised by buying & selling. . . Attempts to limit competition are treated as attacks on liberty." 1/ .. #cdnpoli #cdnecon
"In the opinion of neoliberals, tax & regulation should be minimized, public services privatized. Unions & collective bargaining are market distortions that impede the natural hierarchy of winners & losers. Inequality is recast a reward for generators of wealth" #cdnpoli #cdnecon
Ed Finn: "Neoliberals view efforts to create a more equal society as both counterproductive & morally corrosive. The market (left free and unregulated) ensures that everyone gets what they deserve." 3/ .. behindthenumbers.ca/2016/05/11/wha… #cdnpoli #cdnecon
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LOL, Demgaz. Your argument is seriously: Why vote for the brilliant young woman who has been showing up+doing the work for years when you could vote for a rich old Heights guy who has done nothing but still thinks a seat on the LRSD board is his birthright? #lrpx #lrsd #lol
Stuart Mackey is very nice. He coached my son’s soccer team. I will vote for him for soccer coach forever. But when your qualifications for school board are that your dad and granddad were on it, and you have been appointed to boards before (?) then I’m going to call it out.
I don’t mean to be ugly, I really don’t. But it’s well past time for this city to stop automatically handing the reins to old white men when young women and people of color are a thousand times more knowledgeable, qualified and engaged. It is what it is.
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Algún día tenía que pasar.

Un juego nuevo de #PlayStation5 en precompra es más caro que el alquiler (firmado en junio de 2020) de mi monoambiente en CABA.

No saco conclusiones, pero es lo que es.

Un (1) juego de #PS5 > mi alquiler. ImageImage
Por supuesto que hay un contexto socioeconómico para todo esto, pero honestamente no me interesa usar el precio de un juego como lente para procesar la Argentina, sino preguntarme ¿de qué tenemos que hablar, en 2020, los que hablamos de gaming? Image
Cuando termine noviembre, y como pasa en cada generación, la prensa mundial de videojuegos no va a hablar de otra cosa que de #PS5 y #XboxSeriesX.

De los juegos nuevos, de los multiplataforma que corren mejor, de los tráilers de lo que se viene. Image
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Happy birthday to John Gibbon, the artillery officer who molded the famed Iron Brigade and served at Antietam, Fredericksburg, and Gettysburg (where he helped repel Pickett’s Charge). Even more courageously, he once withstood a historically CRINGEWORTHY joke from Abe Lincoln …
Lincoln was inspecting the Army of the Potomac early in the war (probably making sure McClellan hadn’t let it go stale). When he was introduced to Gibbon, Abe frowned at the name and said: “Is this the man who wrote ‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire?’”
#Crickets
Don’t get the joke? Don’t worry! The only people who reference “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” these days are conservative pundits straining for metaphors to describe America’s moral collapse -- without realizing the book blames Rome’s fall on Christianity! #Oops #LOL
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Ok, I finished putting in all the English monastery values from the Valor Ecclesiasticus into Excel, and can reveal the top 30 foundations/all valued as worth over £1000 gross general income in 1535

Now to do church statuses for all the other ones! All 510 of them!
this is mostly going to be very depressing, isn't it?

Caldwell Priory, Augustinian (originally Canons of the Holy Sepulchre), valued at £148, dissolved 1536. Subsequently ironworks and currently having the dullest flats imaginable built on top of it
dayum, abingdon

you know, finding plans of the really robbed-trench sites of even the biggest buildings like this and Warden (the biggest Cistercian Abbey in southern England) is REALLY HARD
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“You have no need to travel anywhere. Journey within yourself, enter a mine of rubies and bathe in the splendour of your own light.” ~ #Rumi

#quotes #wisdom #life #light Image
Even
After
All this time
The Sun never says to the Earth,

"You owe me."

Look
What happens
With a love like that,
It lights the whole sky.

#Hafiz #Hafez #poetry #sky #clouds #love 💗🌎💗 Image
“All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.” ~ Samuel Butler (1835-1902) British poet

#quote #quoteoftheday #life #wisdom #dogsoftwitter #dog Image
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1/ Look what arrived by mail today. Watch for a ritual burning at the end of this thread.

A thread tweeting quotes from "The Power of a Whisper" (TPOAW), by unrepentant sexual predator, bully, and con-man Bill Hybels, who is still being protected by @GLNsummit & @WillowCreekCC
@GLNsummit @WillowCreekCC 2/ Dedication Page: "To @DickDeVos & Betsy, & Ron & Sharon VanderPol--Only on the other side will the four of you know how much your friendship & support have meant to the Hybels family & to the global Willow family"

~Bill Hybels, "The Power of a Whisper", 2010
3/ I note that @glnsummit board chairman billionaire Dick Devos, to whom Bill dedicated this book, has overseen Global Leadership Network's ongoing cover-up of Bill Hybels' sexual crimes since 2014.

tweeting quotes from "The Power of a Whisper", Bill Hybels, 2010
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"Conservatives just won't take yes for an answer ... " - #Trudeau.

Exactly. As I keep saying: Nothing pisses Conservatives off more than #Canada's success under the #Liberals.

#Scheer is throwing quite the hissy-fit here today during #QP. Never seen his dimples so red. #cdnpoli
Wow. #WeakAndy, red in the face and sweating sure is making good use of that there Parliamentary Privilege today. Everything he's said so far is halve-truths and bullshit. I think I saw steam shooting out his dimples.

#cdnpoli #QP
Ahh, poor little @CandiceBergenMP is still triggered over #Trudeau's xmas trip in 2016. HE TOOK A HELICOPTER RIDE THAT DIDN'T COST CANADIAN TAX PAYERS! Oh no! #LOL #cdnpoli #QP
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Surprised to see that even a nuanced economist like @JosephEStiglitz is completely clueless about Crypto - he wants to 'shut it down'! #LOL #bitcoin
@JosephEStiglitz And it's also telling of the threat he feels Bitcoin has on the monetary system.
@JosephEStiglitz Good luck with 'shutting it down'...
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The setting: Passover aisle at ShopRite
The players: blonde jewish lady, her adorable 6 yr old daughter, me
Scene:
Daughter: [picks up random item] Is this kosher?
Mother: If it's in this aisle, its kosher and kosher for Passover.
1/x
Le helpful me: Theres actually a couple of things in this aisle that arent k for p
Mother: [snippily] Everything in this aisle is k for p
Me: Well there's some soups over there that aren't
Mother: [snippily] Well everything on the paper covered shelves are
2/x
Me: The soups are also on the paper covered shelves
Mother: [huffs off] Sure
3/x
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SQUARE #FLATEARTH //THREAD//

...This thread will focus on some of the things covered in a little known FB group called:

"Ethiopian Enoch 1 , Flat Fact Square Earth Truth. Ae Pizza Fe Lie ."

This group differs from other #FLATEARTH groups in the following ways:
* Advanced FE information is presented & shit posting is discouraged.
* Promotion of the "round map" or "debate" are forbidden.
* Redundant experiment, observation & recording of data is encouraged.
* The book "1 Enoch" is the main reference text, (Richard Lawrence Translation)
The main work--started by a man named Sam--is focused on Enoch due to Sam having matched what's described in 1 Enoch Ch. 72, 73, etc, with observable reality. Deeper exploration of the Enoch text gives clues to other occulted knowledge about this realm we call "Earth".
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...#Positivity is in each & everyone of us. Let it flow more often, makes a better day. #SirLRO
...#Positivity ~none said it was easy, all you have to do is one step at a time. I know you can, keep going. #SirLRO
~ #Positivity there is no need for deprecating others with words, when it calls for~there is a need for compassion, it’s in you, #SirLRO
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It's time: #Godzilla v. #Destoroyah! Scientist 2 meddling kids: First u warn me to not make an oxygen destroyer. Now U want me to make one! #kidsthesedays @Elreynetwork #kaiju
I said I could make one. I didn't say it would be easy. #Godzilla v. #Destoroyah @Elreynetwork #kaiju
Ooh-this movie ha=is #graphic sensitive viewers' warning! @Elreynetwork on the scourge of magamonster violence. #Killitwithfire #Kaiju #cadmiummissles #Godzilla
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Feeling excited to share #mystory for voices without frontiers initiative, a part of #IWS_Network. I feel proud to be a part of this great group with so many intelligent, dedicated, ambitious and diverse #womeninscience #VoicesIWS
There is a woman behind every successful woman too :)
All that I am and ever hope to be, I owe to my #mother (by #Lincoln); an intelligent, strong independent woman. My parents are the protagonists in my life story. extremely supportive and let me lead my life my way.#parentslove
#knowledge; supreme form of wealth which manifolds when offered to others #momsays. I love volunteering to spread knowledge #VoicesIWS #IWS_Network @LetsTalkScience #STEM #mystory
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🤣😱Ray Hadley on 2GB declares @Barnaby_Joyce has numbers to become Nationals leader again

@M_McCormackMP's leadership under siege he says because they fear they'll lose 7 Nats seats at next poll

Accuses McCormack of leaking against Barnaby #auspol
Ray Hadley on 2GB accuses Michael McCormack of leaking against Barnaby Joyce during the Barnaby Reign of Error. Says McCormack unworthy to stay as Nationals Leader #auspol Yet another conservative leadership crisis seems imminent
Transcript where Ray Hadley on 2GB accuses Nats Leader McCormack of previously undermining ex-Leader Barnaby Joyce. Says he is unworthy to remain in office. #auspol
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Poon Lim es un chino de Hainan que se gana la vida como cocinero a bordo del SS Benlomond y tiene una vida tranquila rumbo a Paramaribo, Guayana Holandesa y Nueva York desde Ciudad del Cabo, hasta que el 23 de noviembre de 1942 se convierte en náufrago. #WH_personajes Image
Comienza entonces una carrera mítica por la supervivencia que te contamos aquí y ahora.
El SS Ben Lomond estaba armado, pero se desplazaba lentamente y navegaba en solitario en lugar de hacerlo en convoy.
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#FTR: Nixon WH Counsel, John Dean, is pretty much universally considered a hero in the Watergate scandal.

While he wasn't an angel, his cooperation ultimately led to Nixon's impeachment and resignation.

Hmm, I wonder why Trump would call him a "RAT" and view him negatively...?
#FLAG: Trump invokes McCarthyism, while hurling unfounded accusations at Democrats and the Special Counsel.

He claims he demands transparency, while his White House lies at every turn.

When he says "many lives have been ruined," he's setting up pardons.
#FLAG: Trump and the Right Wing often say "No Collusion...except by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats."

It's a repeated counter-narrative about the FusionGPS commissioned #SteeleDossier, claiming it's collusion.

It's been debunked. But truth isn't truth.
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And for my #visuallyimpaired folks, I will #type out the #text of that #image, down here. Cuz the data is #important. (one of these days I'll get all my comics done with text properly on the site)

Starts here: Hello, It's Trish Malone, creator of #NKVSSP and slightly hurty -
- artist monkey.
And it's just struck me now, so bear with me.
My forearm, right at the elbow, is needles and fire. It happens. And Overuse is the #1 suspect. Turns out today though, overuse is actually #2.

As a patient with #EhlersDanlosSyndrome, I have to be on top of, -
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Live feed of Roy Moore's press conference addressing molestation allegations from last year: cnn.com/specials/live-… #lol
As a glutton for punishment, I'm watching and it's even dumber than you'd think.
Moore says his loss is a "political conspiracy," "I've taken a lie detector test," "people have been blinded and cannot see the truth" yada yada ok i'm done
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