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Paraic O'Donnell @paraicodonnell
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Quietly judging all your 280-character tweets, like.
Tfw when a 280-character tweet quotes another 280-character tweet.
Tfw when Seth Abramsom gets 280 characters.
Tfw when someone quotes a 280-character tweet and says, ‘This.’
Tfw when someone has a 50-character user name and you wade through all that shit for a basic-ass ‘lol’.
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So, there’s a little story I’ve been meaning to tell.
It isn’t funny or anything. It’s not one of those stories. It’s just something that happened, something that altered me in a small way.
And I’ve wanted to talk about this thing, but I couldn’t see a way, not without revealing things I wouldn’t normally choose to reveal. You’ll see what I mean.
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This is, as far as I can tell, a real thing that a British commentator has written in a published article about Ireland.
There’s something almost fascinating about the extent to which the reality of Brexit has distorted the perceptions of its proponents.
Confronted with the magnitude of their act of self-harm, their paradoxical response has been to discover a kind of radical self interest.
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Since I declared today “Fun” #Tweet Day (A rarity for me: almost always serious & a nerd in public), Here’s a secret: My obsession with food goes beyond “eating” I love to cook- In addition to all the mambo jumbo multiple univ degrees I am a trained chef obsessed with food ...
By the way: Anyone who wants to attack this from the “feminist” point of view can go to ####. Those are the misguided (brainwashed, used & utilized by #DeepState for half a century) ignoramus who know zero about true Women Empowerment. I am a proud chef/cook and loving it!!!
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Let me just put these next two #tweets in sequence.
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#TFW it is dark and your kids call because they are stranded on a tiny island in the middle of the whirlpools that keep sucking the kayak away from shore and they couldn't paddle hard enough against the tide to get home and as last resort they want dad to come with the boat.🙉 /1
2/ (These are the older kids. Not the two young ones who went out for the first time this morning.)
3/ As a kid, I would have chosen death before making that phone call. But then, we didn't have phones, so we couldn't get a rescue anyway. 🙉
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TRAPPED INTERACTIVE AU:

In which six boys think spending the night in a cabin located somewhere in Engelberg, Switzerland is a good idea.
(only one can stay outside the cabin)

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I watched BRIGHT and it infuriated me because it's exactly the kind of bullshit I would normally like except it's clearly written and directed by men who think women might be aliens or something.
My head literally hurts.
why is tikka like "leeloo dallas multipass" through the first forty five minutes of this movie
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Okay. Three Billboards, again.
There’s two very dubious defenses I’ve seen over and over for this movie. The first one, of course, is that it’s full of moral ambiguity and nuance, and that the people who feel like its moral lens is blinkered/janky are missing what the movie is trying to do.
This is a bizarre argument, as nothing about this movie is subtle in anyway, and all its character details and plot points are dialed up to 10. It makes its points loud and clumsily and repeatedly.
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