1) Really, Khairy? “Malaysians love our double standards”? You’re shitting on Malaysians? You think Malaysians want these choices?
2) You think we WANT to choose between your murderous thief and the man who put in place the conditions that created your murderous thief?
3) You think we don’t know the compromises we have to make to defeat your evil? You think we don’t know the consequences of those compromises?
4) I’ve made worse compromises before la, fucker. Before this, I’ve only ever voted PAS. PAS! A party so stupid, they can’t even figure out what alphabets make up their acronym.
5) With bile in my throat, I put an X next to the party that believes I’ll burn in hell for eternity and wants to govern me accordingly. Just for the short-term, stop-gap measure of trying to defeat your murderous, thieving regime.
6) I’m no fan of Mahathir either. But you, who speaks of double standards, you hate him for different reasons, kan? If not for him and his meddlesome ways, you’d still be living it up, happily accepting shares from companies in return for being the Prime Minister’s son-in-law.
7) Remember that? Remember when you were known as the richest jobless man in Malaysia? It wasn’t that long ago, Khairy.
8) Your own corrupt party, without a hint of irony, found you guilty of money politics to win your Pemuda post, and then strangely decided to let you off with a warning.
9) But yeah, poooooor you. Being judged unfairly by all these fucking Malaysians, what with their double standards and all, who, for the sake of bringing down your murderous, thieving regime, won’t look past the sins of all these old people, but will call you out on yours.
10) Whose compromises will likely absolve those who have stolen less from us before, but will punish you who are stealing more from us now. Oh, the unfairness of it all!
11) Someday you’ll be old and retired too, Khairy. Maybe not as old as Mahathir (who will?). But perhaps as old as Daim or Rafidah. And perhaps you too will be on the outside looking in. At the cesspool that is UMNO. At all the thieves and murderers you once stood alongside.
12) And perhaps you too will want to make amends. Perhaps you too will want to atone.
13) Maybe then you’ll understand the double-standards, borne of desperation, of Malaysians, and own up to your own. But I doubt it. As they say, they don’t make em like they used to.
