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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78
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I did not block the Hot Takes man
So he kindly Tweeted me—
And told me why my generation
was fucked financially

He spoke of toast, avocado waste
How lattes were our curse
Our savings plans for 35
In truth could not be worse

(1 of 2)
We did not screw the global pooch
Nor ask for this mess to inherit
But Hot Takes man took systemic faults
For tests of individual merit

He emphasized our laziness
Our ignorance of 401Ks
So fuck it, I blocked the Hot Takes man
And kept looking for work that pays.
(All apologies and reverence to Emily Dickinson)
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