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May 25, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Excellent work privatizing retail food services at The Stollery, #AHS. I mean it’s perfectly okay that we can’t get actual meals here anymore when we attend for Kikki Jr’s monthly treatments.

WITAF?! #ableg

It’s not only staff who rely on food services. It’s families who have no other options when we are here all day for treatment. Can’t leave hospital, can’t find decent food options to eat here, can’t bring our own food in.

This is what privatization looks like. #ableg

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Dec 16, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
My kid is sick for the third time since returning to school in September.

First, they contracted COVID. Almost 3 wks to recover. Then, RSV. Another two weeks at home.

Now, they’ve contracted strep. So, I’m just asking … 1/ At what point do I have the legal right to tell this government I will no longer send my kid into the proverbial Lion’s Den to satisfy the COVID denialists?At what point do I have the legal right to protect my child’s health, first. 2/
Sep 30, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
From the DM’s: “Albertans aren’t stupid, bitch!”

44 years of a conservative dynasty, re-electing Klein multiple times, electing Kenney to ANYTHING, & then electing anything with a CPC sticker on it would suggest differently.

But yeah - we’re all flippin geniuses out here. 🙄 We’re taking horse deworming meds, throwing COVID parties, and a faction of this province thinks the American constitution applies here.

Province. Of. Flippin. Geniuses.
Sep 30, 2021 7 tweets 4 min read
I’ve been screaming about this for days. I’ve shared the charts multiple times. I even showed how Hinshaw is hiding data about school spread by lumping age groups together.

We. Must. Close. Schools. Now. They are using kids for herd immunity. It’s going to FAIL. #ableg #yeg Look at these charts. Look at how the spread in the 5 to 11 age group is almost OFF the chart.

This didn’t happen overnight. It took weeks. Kenney knew about this. Hinshaw knew about this.

They did NOTHING to protect our children. Understand that. NOTHING. #ableg #cdnpoli
Sep 29, 2021 6 tweets 3 min read
Thread about charts/graphs/deceit :

This is why I asked about Hinshaw’s hospitalizations charts that lump 12 to 29 all in one age group, while every other vax eligible age group is in 9 year increments. They are still trying to hide what this wave is doing to kids. 1/ #ableg Don’t believe me? Here’s the chart I called on Hinshaw to answer for. Note the “12 to 29” age group. There is no way to discern from this graph how many vax eligible 12 to 18 yo’s have been hospitalized. And if you ask me, that’s on purpose. They are hiding those stats. #ableg 2/
Aug 31, 2021 11 tweets 8 min read
The state of things in Alberta, as of this morning:

- the Premier has been on vacation (rumoured to be in Europe) and has not been seen in public since August 9th. “Missing” posters have popped up all over the province. 1/ #ableg #cdnpoli Alberta’s Health Minister Tyler Shandro is also on vacation, has not been seen in public since the end of July. 2/ #ableg #cdnpoli…
Jul 25, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
The worst of this 💩 with women Olympic athletes being forced to compete with nothing but dental floss covering their asses or get fined is this:

When it’s a sport predominantly watched by old white ladies (figuring skating), the ISU will demand “modesty” in costuming … 1/ After all, the ISU literally changed the rules after Katerina Witt’s blue leather & feathers costume caused the old white ladies to clutch their pearls in 1988. It was even dubbed “the Katerina rule”, & was focused on keeping her amazing ass covered. 2/
Jun 2, 2021 9 tweets 3 min read
This is an aspect of privilege I hadn’t understood until a few months ago. If you’re a Canadian who can trace your family genealogy back several generations, you’re white. 1/ #ableg #cdnpoli FN’s persons, Black persons who descended from slaves, some immigrants & most refugees do no have this luxury. Their ancestors were abducted, murdered, driven from their homelands... & those who survived often had their names stolen/anglicized. 2/
May 6, 2021 13 tweets 4 min read
An #ableg / #cdnpoli / #COVID19AB story told via Reface gifs.

Trudeau to Kenney: Kenney to Trudeau:
Nov 23, 2020 9 tweets 5 min read
Let me tell ya what’s going to happen over the next week: CPC MPs & conservative Premiers are are going to try every way they can to blame Trudeau for skyrocketing COVID rates, especially in AB, MB, & SK. 1/ #cdnpoli #ableg They will convince you to ignore that healthcare is a provincial jurisdiction, that the conservative premiers have completely failed to curb the spread, & they will blame Trudeau for lockdowns and for lack of lockdowns. Mark my words. #cdnpoli 2/
Nov 22, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Alberts needs leadership now, not when Jason Kenney feels like it. This is bad. This is very very bad. And our Premier has completely avoided taking any action that would help us because he doesn’t want to alienate his rural base.

We. Are. So. Screwed. #ableg This - what we are seeing happen with COVID spread in Alberta - is the danger of populists who pander to the far right with “freedom and liberty or die!” rhetoric. Kenney cornered himself with his own cheap talk. And now he’s politically trapped. #ableg
Oct 24, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Revisiting this tweet because I don’t think people fully understand what these numbers mean. This is an historic turnout for this demographic. But there’s even more to see here. 1/ In the aftermath of the Parkland school shooting, Emma González warned the GOP they were coming for them like an army. They marched in the streets, they got loud, and they let the GOP & NRA know that if the adults refused to fix it, the kids were taking over. 2/
Oct 23, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Win or lose, tonight is the last goddamn time we’re gonna have to bear witness to the monstrosity that is Trump in a debate so I’m here to witness the end. #Debates2020 Image BTW, feel free to mute this cuz people I’m probably gonna be raging for the next 90 minutes.

You’ve been duly advised. #Debates2020 #debates
Aug 2, 2020 6 tweets 5 min read
Oh hey #ableg and #abed Twitter. In the words of my friend Bridget Casey, “I’m here for a reckoning”.
Because yesterday @smerredew - #ATA Local 80 Rep - outright stole my work, then claimed he did so because my work would be better if amplified by him. 1/ I’m over progressive men who claim to be all about uplifting women but feel free to steal our work, then expect us to be quiet & smile sweetly because it’s what is best for the team. And when a man outright brags about stealing my work, well. That’s an all new level of WTF? 2/
May 16, 2020 12 tweets 9 min read
I am so angry right now that I’m really struggling to keep my rage in check - bear with me... unless you’re @globeandmail, in which case, brace yourself for the shitnado.

Let’s begin# with this CTV report. Make note of the bylines. #cdnpoli #bcpoli… If you looked at the byline, you’ll see this - two journalists; Hina Alam of @CTVNews BC - a #yeg media alum & a damn solid reporter - and Nick Wells. (I’m not familiar with Wells, and this isn’t about him, & I’ve no doubt he’s a solid reporter). #cdnpoli #bcpoli
Nov 20, 2019 6 tweets 4 min read
You all need to watch the livestream right now because ⁦@SPhillipsAB⁩ is bringing down the hellfire and brimstone on Kenney’s government and Bill 22 !! Oh. My. Gosh. #ableg #cdnpoli… Phillips is laying out decades of conservative corruption in Alberta, and every bit of cheating, lying, law floating crap that has led up to the assault on our democracy by Kenney & the UCP. She’s shaking the House. #ableg
Apr 4, 2019 5 tweets 3 min read
Re-listening to the Adler interview with Kenney & I think I’ve finally figured out what bothered me most about Kenney’s answers in that interview: I don’t think we’ve ever - in all the years Kenney has been a politician - heard Kenney take responsibility for anything. 1/ #ableg It’s always someone else’s fault; a staffer, a rogue campaign worker, a rogue MLA, an event he didn’t know about until after the fact, NDP operatives working to smear him ... but it is never, EVER, Jason Kenney’s fault. He is incapable of accepting responsibility. 2/ #ableg
Feb 15, 2019 9 tweets 3 min read
While waiting for Mr Kikki & Kikki Jr to Space Mountain their brains out yesterday, I had a lengthy chat with a friendly woman who turned out to be a Trump supporter. She was ... fascinating. And frustrating. 1/ First thing you need to know is this: every place we’ve gone into down here that had a news channel on was playing Fox. And I mean EVERY place. It’s like an epidemic. Next thing you need to know: Trump supporters think Fox News is “unbiased”. Sincerely. 2/