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David Hines @hradzka
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I have a theory on this.

Luke Skywalker was never meant to be the Chosen One.

Luke Skywalker was *bait.*
Obi-Wan Kenobi split the kids up for a reason. Leia goes with Bail Organa. She gets a name change. A title. Offspring of a powerful Force user, likely herself to become a powerful force user, and royalty.
That sounds pretty much like the resume of somebody you'd want to have handy if you hoped someday to usurp Palpatine and put somebody else on the Imperial Throne.

Leia gets witsec.
The problem is Anakin Skywalker is alive. If he gets even a HINT that he has offspring, he will hunt them to the ends of the galaxy. Especially Luke.

Fatherless Anakin, who has daddy issues out the wazoo, is guaranteed to eternally pursue his son.

Kenobi's solution: let him.
So Kenobi takes Luke *to Anakin's home planet.* He leaves Luke with *Anakin's mother's family.* It is literally the single most obvious thing he can do short of leaving Luke on Darth Vader's doorstep.
Kenobi makes Luke easy to find. And when Vader finds him, Kenobi will be there. Waiting. And *this* time, he'll kill him.

There's just one little flaw with Kenobi's plan.
So Kenobi adopts the guise of a crazy hermit, and hangs out in the desert. And waits. And waits.

And waits.

And waits.
what I'm saying is that Obi-Wan Kenobi is not great at planning
But then, oh hey, Luke Skywalker shows up and he shows Obi-Wan Kenobi a message, and guess what

It's the Chosen One.
sonofabitch

okay

FUCK THE DESERT, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME FOR PLAN FUCKING B
Plan B: forget killing Darth Vader. Get back in the game with Bail Organa. Get to Princess Leia. Train her to become the secret weapon Obi-Wan had always hoped she'd be.

Except, whoops
did I mention Obi-Wan Kenobi is not great at planning
Kenobi gets himself killed before he can even *talk* to Leia about the Force

welp

farmboy it is
but it all turned out okay

(no thanks to you, Obi-Wan)
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