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Molly McKew @MollyMcKew
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There are a lot of screenwriters in my timeline, so, we have an idea for you. I may or may not have been a direct participant in this discussion; same for my Ukrainian researcher.

The Ring: Demagogue edition

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A: [posts article: "POTUS declines request to lower flags in memorial of Capital Gazette"]

B: Yeah. Because he's a ****

A: what happened to him as a kid?

B: I don't know. Sometimes I wish he had fallen in a well.

A: no way, his fat *** won't go through.

/2
B: maybe when he was younger

A: he must have been hurt somewhere. Anything specific about the well? I usually fantasize about a golf-ball relates injury.

B: I was thinking about the baby Jessica incident which was way WAY before you were born.

/3
A: what is baby Jessica? I was thinking, like, the Ring. Then he could just continue messing with people through a TV! Just like he does now actually ...

B: LOL. Completely.

A: instead of a phone call, you would get a tweet

B: I think you're onto something here

/4
A: imagine him climbing out of a TV with his huge tie dragging in the floor

B: and dripping slime, faceless, the blond hair parting only over his lips.

A: the hair, God the hair. & you jump every time you look at your phone screen.
No, it's too realistic. The phone thing.
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A: ... Because his tiny hand could crawl out of the phone...

B: that is seriously nightmare inducing.

A: him appearing in my house is the least part of this nightmare.

[time passes]

A: [posts image] ... you're welcome.

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