This Lindsey Sterling + Evanescence concert has been going for 3 minutes and it is already amazing.
Update: she is simultaneously dancing, playing violin, and kicking skeletons.
P.S. She too is a skeleton. Hard to be sure at this distance but I believe she has glittery bones.
Unbeknownst to me, I seem to have consumed an alcoholic Dippin Dots ice cream cocktail.
Surreality level increases: Lindsey Sterling just showed us a home video of her 15yo self lip-syncing to Evanescence.
And now she is rosining the soles of her shoes while talking to us. “I bet it’s hard to take me seriously while I’m doing this,” she says.
After which, flight. 
After some amazing songs during which I put my phone down, now there is an interlude with a voiceover about how emotional words affect water crystallization.
And now she is wearing an outfit comprising three pairs of shaggy-browed eyes.
The outfit also has some sort of tail plumage.
What I’m saying is, if this concert comes to your city, do not miss it.
What I’m saying is, if this concert comes to your city, do not miss it.
PLOT TWIST: now we discuss self-help books.
(Actually it led into some nice personal touches about self-acceptance, endurance, her struggle with anorexia; which is important but not fitting the surreal mood of this livetweet.)
Though to be fair, she did give the speech in her six-eyed rainbow chicken outfit.
And at sad last, the Lindsay Sterling portion of our show has finished. With an extended remix of Phantom of the Opera.
