an extremely good joke i just noticed: @BigBird is the only @sesamestreet Muppet who follows @MrSnuffleupagus, and @MrSnuffleupagus follows only him. 
oof @SesameErnie's bio identifies @bertsesame as his "friend", but @bertsesame's bio identifies @SesameErnie as his "roommate"
we all been there sis
we all been there sis
Ernie has ~3000 more followers than Bert
The Count tweets usually/maximum TWICE a day but sometimes only ONCE. He only counts.
The hour he does so is random but always precisely on the X:03 of the hour.
There appears to be no pattern to which numbers he finds funny, or how funny he finds them.
The hour he does so is random but always precisely on the X:03 of the hour.
There appears to be no pattern to which numbers he finds funny, or how funny he finds them.
wait EVEN WEIRDER - @CountVonCount is progressively moving UP a minute slowly through time; about once a month he slides into the next minute of the hour. In April he was in the X:59, but by July he's in the X:03.
Ernie's birthday is January 28th; Bert's birthday is July 26th.
@SesameErnie is therefore an Aquarius, and @bertsesame is a Leo - astrologically directly opposed to one another, and the perfect pair.
@SesameErnie is therefore an Aquarius, and @bertsesame is a Leo - astrologically directly opposed to one another, and the perfect pair.
