Raab's tone is the same as the person on the airplane showing you the safety procedures.
Please put on your oxygen mask before helping those around you. If the plane lands in the sea, a life-raft will inflate.
If he believes any of the nonsense he just said about food then he's even more foolish than he sounds.
"Please take note of the practical information we’re providing... and review your own contingency plans". BRACE FUCKING BRACE.
It's like being taken on a tour of Jurassic Park by Little Timmy from the Upper Fifth.
Actually quite jarring, like a Black Mirror episode. Watching someone describe all this pointless horror with an upbeat but wavering voice, the forehead damp with sweat.
On Brits in Europe being able to access their bank accounts: "That's a practical issue that we ought to be able to resolve." No mate, the entire purpose of this presentation is what happens when you don't resolve things.
Very good question from the Sun: "Your no-deal scenario planning involves forging a plan with Brussels."
Raab insists it's not in the interest of Spain to muck about with Brits there. Maybe, maybe not. But if your contingency plan relies on the contingency not being necessary it's not worth much.
Hints that your policy may be shit: You are considering relying on something called the 'emergency medicines buffer stock scheme'.
New bus slogan: "It's OK, we've always got the 'emergency medicines buffer stock scheme'"
Oh great now he's talking to "stakeholders", a word which strikes terror into the hearts of anyone of good character.
First 'stakeholder': No-deal would be a disaster. Second 'stakeholder': There are questions still left unanswered.
Fuck me that was dire. Right let's have a look at these technical notices then.
