Obviously it’s a joke, but I legitimately think this would be killer.
I want a James Bond where you find out that “007” is actually two men: the flash violent one, who is actually a decoy distracting the villain’s attention from the other, an unassuming pro who actually does the spying.

Even the former 007 doesn’t know about the latter.
You know who would make a REALLY good classic-style Bond? Eddie Murphy.
Seriously, Eddie can be:

Suave
Funny
Cruel
Handsome
An action hero
A ladies man
A master of disguise

He’s got the 007 kit, and he’s not being properly used by Hollywood right now.
Bond movies are inherently spoofs of Bond movies. Put Atkinson in.
Enough Bond talk, though.

Let’s recast Fletch.

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