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Miss Laurie Lehner @AndTheBandAides
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Sorry to be a dick but
THERE IS NO
I REPEAT NO
REASON ANY OF YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING @realDonaldTrump

@UnfollowTrump tweets out all his tweets
#UnfollowTrump
You can also search his handle as many times as you want to find and visit his page.

Dont fuckin @ me I'm over this
Please, ask me how if you need help with Twitter stuff.
I understand. There are no rules. You just kind of have to figure it all out but I will help you. Ask each other. That's why we are in this community together. Listen to each other. Dont follow him just becuz it's easier...
Also,

For fun ...

There are so many hilarious and entertaining parody accounts to follow who will paraphrase his idiocy in a comedic voice or unique style.

One of my favorites is @realGollumTrump

What's yours?
Twitter SEARCH:
"Donald Trump Parody"

I just found @niceDonaIdTrump

Serenity in an Alternate Universe where Trump is thoughtful and caring.

As opposed to the Alt-right Universe where we currently reside.

Here's
what
he
COULD
HAVE
SAID

👇👇👇👇👇
Real time examples!!!

Timeline full of friends and trusted sources say:

Trump just now tweeted abt McCain

Now I search @realfatbaby
I mean @realdonaldtrump

Refresh his feed to pull up the latest tweets

And reply to heart's content!!
When I was on the #BlockDonald train with @Rosie

#MuteDonald
#UnfollowTrump
He has not been purged of bots in the last 2 days.

WE DID THIS.
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