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Tonight at 7 pm pst we watch HP Deathly Hallows Part 2! Come join the live tweet!
Ok here we go! Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2! Let’s get it!!! Live tweets starts NOW!
Right off the bat this intro music is too creepy! I don’t like it! Damn, Snape standing over hogwarts like a mafia boss.
How many siblings does Ron have?? Woah, his older brother married the chick who got last in the tri Wizard tournament??
BREAKING NEWS: Harry Potter trades sword of Gryffindor (the real one) for an entrance into vault of Bellatrix Lestrange with goblin who hasn’t brushed his teeth in years, possibly ever!
Ok so you need the elders wand, cloak of invisibility and the resurrection stone to control the world. He who must not be named as one and Harry as the other. One left to find... GAME ON!!
The roller coaster to get into the vault needs to be put into Harry Potter World ASAP!!
Harry got the horcrux but OMG that goblin just got bbq’d ummm Animal Control hi hello we got a dragon on the loose!!
Dumbledore has a brother?? Da fuqqqq?! How come he ain’t ever say anything? Ok but he’s going to help Harry get into hogwarts #brosforlife
Neville Longbottom da real MVP
Everyone looking at Harry like what’s the plan and Harry like... Not going to lie I’m kind of winging this sh*t guys
Woahhh Ginny says hello to Harry first and not her own brother?!?! Ok ok... but doesn’t Harry got a thing for Cho Chang?!? #lovetriangle
Snape talks sooo damn slow. He asks for info about HP and Harry himself steps out!!!! Damnnn the squad arrived behind him! After a brief battle Snape had to fly away and then just like the electric bill gets paid and the lights come back on in Hogwarts!
All the professors just teamed up and casted a shield around hogwarts. Solid teamwork!
Helena Ravenclaw from Boardwalk Empire giving Harry advice on where to find the horcrux but Voldemort finna attack with the army he has assembled
Damn, mad spells being shot at hogwarts right now! How long can this shield hold?
Hermione just killedthr trophy horcrux both HP and Voldemort go down...
My boy Ron finally made a moveeeeeee!!!! I see you Ron 👀
The bridge is rigged to blow!!! My boy Neville survives!! Like I said he da real MVP!!
Yooo this is a battle!!! Good guys forced to retreat into hogwarts for protection...
WHATTTT! HP just kissed Ginny and before he can get any words out she says, “I know.” Is that a Han Solo reference?!?!
HP finds the crown horcrux but Draco crashes the party and HP asks why he didn’t rat on him earlier... Draco has no answer!
Draco’s boy just set the whole place on fire like an idiot but Ron stumbles upon some brooms. LET’S GOOO!!
HP saves Draco!! I think if they both survive they’re going to look back on this in years to come and chat about the good ole times!!
HP crushes the horcrux and both him and Voldemort look injured... something weird happening between those two. Also, snake is the last horcrux!!!
Draco’s dad looks like he hasn’t slept since Chamber of Secrets
Oh damn Ron’s side chick is dead... Hermione low key kind of ok with that one
HOLY SH*T Voldemort just killed Snape!!! Wait what...
Snape’s final words, “you have your mother’s eyes.”
Voldemort just challenged HP one-on-one or else says he will kill errbody in the club gettin tipsy 💀
Oh no!! One of Ron’s brothers just died not sure if Fred or Bill. That’s a tough one. RIP
HP puts Snape’s tears into the flying saucer...WOW...Snape was in love with HP’s Mom, was a good guy this whole time, planned with Dumbledore to protect HP, kill Dumbledore & double cross Voldemort from the beg. WOW!! Always knew Snape was a LEGEND!!
A part of Voldemort is inside Harry... wait this means Harry is a horcrux and must die. OMG!! Say it ain’t so Dumbledore
HP instructs Hermione and Ron to kill the snake and then makes the long walk into forest
HP had the resurrection stone this ENTIRE time!?!?! Now his parents, Sirius and Reemus are there in the force kind of way! Harry has to sacrifice himself...
The Boy Who Lived...Come to Die! HP is dead I repeat HP is DEAD!!!Worst part, Hagrid had to watch.
HP wakes up in a room that’s too brightly lit, like when you walk into a 7-11 too late at night!
Dumbledore is there and we see a Voldemort fetus also “Dead” ... Dumbledore tells HP that help at Hogwarts is always given to those who deserve it.
Wait, what’s the bit about HP mom and Snape having the same Patronus?!?!
Harry isn’t really dead and tells Draco’s Mom that Draco is alive. She lies and tells Voldemort that HP is dead. This is getting juicy!!
Voldemort announces that HP is dead! No one can believe it! Like when Undertaker lost at Wrestlemania!
Neville rocking a pimp limp, gives an epic speech! I got chills!
Harry jumps out of Hagrid’s arm and it’s chaos in the hogwarts corridor!!! The Malfoy’s run away... classic
HP & Voldemort going one on one. This is EPIC!! Voldemort for an old dude moves kind of fast!! Wonder what his 40 yard dash time is.
Wow Ron’s Mom just two pieced Bellatrix. BYE BYE!!!
HP calls Voldemort Tom, grabs him and jumps off the bridge. They fly around and land back in hogwarts courtyard... in slow mo both reaching for wands!!!!!
Neville kills the Snake!!!! No horcrux left!!! Voldemort is down... go harry go!!!
Harry did it!!! Voldemort fades into a million different pieces. HP has the elder wand. It’s over folks, it’s all over!!! Wow.
Harry just snapped the elder wand in half and threw it off the bridge. Ron just looking on like bruhhhh
19 years later they all old and bringing their kids to Hogwarts. Hp married Ginny, Ron married Hermione and Draco married a basic.
That was awesome! Great franchise! Hope you guys enjoyed!
Harry Potter is a dog. Never gave Cho Chang a reason why and he stood up that cute light skin black girl he met at the cafe on the train tracks & never called her back! Now she gotta read how he defeated Voldemort & saved the world. She didn’t ask for that. Straight dog!
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