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Despite Michael Avenatti’s grandstanding and grandiose drama, Stormy Daniels’ lawsuit was always destined to come to a sudden and underwhelming end.

This was an automatic. The overpromises were empty theater.

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Stormy Daniels’ primary claim was that she should be let out of the non-disclosure agreement she signed.

All Michael Cohen had to do to likely make the case disappear *whenever he wanted* was to simply say “Okay. You got it.”

Tear up the NDA. Case evaporates.

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All of Avenatti’s ridiculous peacocking was a blustery show despite the fact that the case would only exist until Cohen decided he wanted to kill it.

Cohen has now effectively done that.

Stormy “wins” what she asked for. Let out of her NDA. May have to pay back the money.

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...and just like that, the Scrappy Street Fighter who swore he was going to “get Trump under oath” and “beat Trump in court” suddenly has no real case left save for a few minor quibbling claims from a suit that just lost all its meat.

The client won. Mr. Look-At-Me lost.

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I’ve been critical of Avenatti for a variety of reasons.

This automatic and entirely foreseeable outcome was one of them.

If Avenatti is as smart as he claims to be, he knew (just like I did even as a non-attorney) that this case would go bye-bye whenever Cohen chose.

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There would be no Hollywood ‘Law & Order’ courtroom scene.

There’d be no Trump deposition or drama-filled verdict.

That was all bluster and self-promotion.

This was a minor civil matter with no future ‘BOOM’.

Big talk. Empty theater.

Know anyone else like that?

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Legally, Avenatti’s client just “won”...

All Stormy got was a voided NDA and a $130k bill to pay.

That’s it, folks.

Avenatti’s ‘big case’ just reached the point where the promise of a bang turns into the reality of a whimper.

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Avenatti is the Baywatch Barrister.

Does a lot of running on the beach for the cameras.

Way more sizzle than steak.

p.s. remember when Avenatti claimed he had three other clients with NDAs too?

Funny. They never materialized either...

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Renato Mariotti knows far more than I though.

His quick take.

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