I will never forget the moment he said the word beer eight times in thirty seconds.
I remember thinking, "That is an unusual amount of times to say the word beer." 
And then this dude opens his mouth again and says it ten times in thirty seconds. Ten times. Thirty Seconds.
One of the things I think gets missed about these factory-made country club Federalist society elites is how they're all freakish weirdos who cannot navigate any human interaction outside their comfort zone in a competent way.
This guy also excelled as saying stuff you should definitely NOT have to say, like:
"There is a bright line between drinking beer, which I gladly do, and which I fully embrace, and sexually assaulting someone, which is a violent crime."
"There is a bright line between drinking beer, which I gladly do, and which I fully embrace, and sexually assaulting someone, which is a violent crime."
"You may call it judicial hairsplitting, but I believe there is a bright line between round-the-world hot air balloon races, which I gladly do, and which I fully embrace, and pushing someone out of a hot air balloon, which is a violent crime."
