I am in Auburn, Alabama at the Auburn-Texas A&M game. This is white Alabama in its purest distillation. And the cheerleading squad is so lily white that George Wallace’s desiccated skull nods approvingly from the grave. 
Military Appreciation Day at Auburn is fun. Let’s honor some more old white guys whose life highlight is shooting Vietnamese peasants from airplanes
Among the other things one learns at Auburn’s military appreciation day is that we have troops in Djibouti because freedom or something
Watching an A&M receiver fake an injury at a coach’s command to stop the clock is one of the most egregious and unsportsmanlike things I’ve even seen at a sporting event.
The Auburn dance squad is also 100% white
And now halftime, where A&M will out fascist is all with their band uniforms being full military
Keep it subtle Alabama
My observations suggest putting ketchup on hot dogs is very popular with Auburn fans
Also, Auburn is not good at football
My conclusion to this thread--I should have worn a hat. I will be the only person in Rhode Island tomorrow with a sunburn.
