the intro to 1986's COBRA lets you know that you are in for some light hearted rollicking reagan era style fun 
this supermarket maniac is trying to murder all of the produce!
if i personally had to single-handedly take down a shotgun wielding psychopath, i would obviously keep wearing my sunglasses and holding a matchstick in my mouth
tfw u meet a disease
LISTEN UP COWARDS: THIS IS HOW A REAL MAN EATS HIS PIZZAS
i stopped paying attention to COBRA for a few seconds and now i dont know what the fuck is happening
COBRA: the reaganiest reagan era movie?
