Putting out an APB for our #1 Most Wanted #TApolice criminal @PeterLBrandt
Civilians, DO NOT APPROACH
Call your local #CTPD officer 👮♂️to handle this case, we're trained for this
He's guilty of more crimes against TA than I could possibly list
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#TApoliceMostWanted

Next on our #TApoliceMostWanted list is The "Notorious" @ToneVays.
Be advised, suspect does not know TA and could be a RISK to himself and those around him.
Last spotted loitering around Bitmex, mumbling something about the number 9.
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#TApolice

#TApolice RED ALERT!
We're getting reports that @CarpeNoctom is on the loose again
No current photographs can be found, this artist's rendition should identify him
Charges include: Top calling, hopium distribution, absurd predictions
#TApoliceMostWanted
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Attention all #TApolice officers!
This criminal has walked free for too long, take him REKT or don't bother showing up to work
@cryptomanran is the ringleader behind the major hopium epidemic, get him and we might see some improvements!
#TApoliceMostWanted
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All in a days work, but there's more crime to be fought.
Thank you to my fellow officers, @AkadoSang and @peqsereio. And the citizen @Krypto_Geronimo for calling in the 911
All units, we have a wanted man on the loose!
He's been spotted shoveling shitcoins onto his own subscribers
Code 19-45: No police lights, his shiny head might blind you
#TApoliceMostWanted
@AkadoSang and @peqsereio , you've got this one.
I'm going on break ☕️👮🏻♂️🍩
