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How to be a good hostess:
1. Ask your guests if they have any dietary restrictions. Make sure there is something for everyone to enjoy
2. Have beverages at the ready
3. Make sure the bathroom is clean & has toilet paper
4. Make sure everyone is comfortable
5. Serve dinner on time
How to be a good guest:
1. Come on time.
2. Don’t bring something that needs to be cooked, baked, assembled or refrigerated.
3. Don’t ask for something that hasn’t been offered - like special drinks.
4. Don’t hog the bathroom and be sure to flush
5. Bring your dishes to the sink
6. Don’t show up with extra people or pets unless you ask first.
7. Offer to help with clean-up (and mean it).
8. Don’t overstay your welcome.

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There is a “War on Christmas”!

But it has nothing to do with whether or not someone says “Merry Christmas.”

It has nothing to do with Santa Claus, or buying gifts.

It doesn’t have anything to do with Christmas decorations.
The “War on Christmas “ has to do with if we are being good Christians.

Do we do as Jesus taught us?

Do we welcome the stranger?

Do we feed the hungry?

Do we clothe the naked?

Do we visit the imprisoned?

If we don’t do these things - then we are warring against Christmas.
Don’t let @FoxNews make you think it’s all about forcing someone else to say “Merry Christmas.”

That’s not being a Christian at all.

Being a true Christian is about helping others. Particularly those who need our help.
Help the disenfranchised.
Help the stranger.
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Here are my tips if you win the @MegaMillion Billion tonight:

1. Get a lawyer & wait until the excitement settles down - then come forward. Keep your identity secret.

2. After you get the money - put $1M in my checking account & send relatives/friends $1M anonymously
3. Call your relatives - ask them “Did you win the Lotto? Cause I just got a million dollars sent to me anonymously - this will throw them off the scent.

4. Set up Trust funds for your kids so they get the money when they hit 30.
Get a good financial manager. Give her half to manage.
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Okay.
Here is a thread about why #Kavanaugh most likely doesn’t remember what happened with Dr. Ford, and why the #MeToo movement will make sure this never happens again.
It’s 1985 and a friend of mine has just secured a job as a receptionist/bookkeeper position at a small family owned law firm. The father is the head of the firm. He has two sons who work for him.
She’s just out of college and thrilled to have her first job. She doesn’t ask why the receptionist/bookkeeper before her left. She knows it’s a starting position and just assumes the previous person moved on.
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Good question! Ideas for being less awkward at networking:
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